Primary School

                            Hmmmm......................... good old days! I remember when i was a soldier.

                             
                             
                            If you had your primary education in Nigeria this may ring a few bells!
                             
                            WARNING: NOT FOR THE AJE BUTTERS O!


                            Test 1: If you did not use this exercise book then your primary school education is suspect:
                             
                             
                             
                            cid:[email protected]
                            Test 2: You must be able to recite/sing at least 10 of the under listed BY HEART:
                             
                            Some have food but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food. We have food and we can eat. Glory be to thee o Lord. Amen.
                             
                             
                            The day is bright is bright and fair
                            oh happy day, the day of joy
                            The day is bright is bright and fair
                            oh happy day, the day of joy
                            mama jellof rice!
                             
                             
                            oh my home o my home
                            oh my home o my home
                            wen shall i see my home
                            wen shall i see my nativeland
                            i will never forget my home!
                             
                             
                            holiday is coming [2x]
                            no more warning bells
                            no more teachers cane.
                            goodbye teachers, goodbye scholars
                            I'm going 2 spend
                            a jolly holiday [2x]
                             
                            h-i-p- for d hip
                            p-o-p-o for d hipopo
                            and t-a-m-u-s for the hipopotamus
                            hipoptamus!
                             
                             
                            parents listen to your children
                            we are the leaders of tomorrow
                            try and pay our school fees
                            and give us good education
                             
                             
                            I am a little sailor boy that comes from the sea
                            that comes from the sea to marry you
                            Oh will u marry marry  marry
                            will you you marry me?
                             
                             
                            8 o'clock is d time 4 skul, dnt be l8t in d mornin.
                            8 o'clock is 4 boys and gals, come 2 skul in za mornin.
                             
                             
                            Morning has broken, like the 1st morning, blackbirds have spoken, like the 1st word
                            Praise for the singing. Praise for the morning, Praise for the evening, Fresh from the world.
                             
                            Closing time in the afternoon:
                            Now the day is over, night is drawing nigh, shadows of the evening, still across the skies
                            Glory to the father, Glory to the son, And to thee blessed spirit, Whilst all ages run, Amen!
                             
                             
                            rain rain go away
                            come again anoda day
                            Little children want to play
                             
                             
                            all things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small
                            all things bright and wonderful,
                            the Lord God made them all.
                            He gave us eyes to see them
                            And lips that we might tell
                            He gave us "something" colors
                            And made the mighty se E E E
                             
                             
                            Jack and Jill went up to a hill,
                            To fetch a pail of water
                            jack fell down and broke his leg,
                            And jill came tumbling after(wonder what they really went to do up that hill)
                             
                             
                            sanda lily sanda lily,
                            sanda lily sanda li,
                            if u know where to go,
                            you will no when to stop
                            2x
                             
                             
                            my mother, who sat and watched my infant head
                            when sleeping on my cradle bed, and tear affectionately shed,
                            My Mother
                            When pain and sickness makes me cry, you gaze upon my heavy eye
                            and pray to God that i shouldn’t die,
                            My Mother,
                             
                             
                            prayer is the key 2x
                            prayer is the master key
                            Jesus started with prayer
                            and ended with prayer
                            prayer is the master key,  ACTION (then we start demonstrating without singing)
                             
                             
                            Row Row Row your Boat
                            Gently down the stream
                            Merrily merrily merrily merrily
                            Life is but a dream.
                             
                             
                             
                            old Rodger is dead and gone to his grave, hmm!!, haa!!, gone to his grave
                            he planted an apple tree over his head, hmm!!, haa!!, over his head
                            the apple grew ripe and ready to drop, hmm!!, haa!!, ready to drop
                            there came an old woman to pick them all up, hmm!!, haa!!, pick them all up
                            old Rodger got up and gave a knock, hmm!!, haa!!, gave her a knock
                             cant remember the rest.
                             
                            papa mama school no dey,
                             wetin happen?
                             our teacher dey smoke gari for school
                            which kind gari?
                              ijebu gary
                             , cele wata,
                             calabar groundnut
                             ondo suger
                             
                             
                            SOME RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
                            SOME RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
                            NILE, NIGER,
                            BENUE, CONGO
                            ORANGE, LIMPONPO
                            ZABENZI

Posted: at 31-01-2010 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

too stort

Posted: at 31-01-2010 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Now.. Did I attend primary school at all?

Posted: at 31-01-2010 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

no...but u attended secondary school.lol

Posted: at 31-01-2010 07:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thanks pals

Posted: at 1-02-2010 01:15 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

To be frank I didn't read it at all but I guess I understand it. 

Posted: at 10-02-2010 02:01 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

yeah! babe! datz! true! oh.....!!! phyuk!!! i rem those day!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 10-02-2010 04:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac