Funny Ways Nigerian Ladies Respond During Serious Love Making

Date: 14-07-2016 1:29 pm (7 years ago) | Author: Bayo Nelson
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Intensive research has shown that Nigerian ladies are fond of putting up strange characters in the heat of ecstasy. These strange unconscious characters have been broken down into several classes by His Royal Highness, George 'Saro Wiwa' of Tori News and listed below:

(1) S*x makes some ladies religious instantaneously:
During s*x, some Nigerian ladies who haven't prayed in ages even by virtue of mistake in the heat of hard thrusts be like; ooooooh Lawwwwd! Chiiiisos! Yes! Yessssssssss! Oh gord!
If you are in this category, I swear the thunder that will fire you will be delivered through DHL.
 
(2) Some ladies immediately become music artistes:
Most of the ladies in this category may not even sing if you mandate them to do so at gun point but s*x has a way of digging out the hidden treasures in them. These emergency singers be like; Ummmh! Ooooh!! Aaaah!!! Yheeee!!!! Uuuuuh!!! All in a rhythmic style in line with the tune of the thrusts. People in this category will make good back-up singers in reality.

(3) Some experienced ladies become athletes:
S*x has a way of bringing out the spirit of competition in some docile ladies. The way some ladies will be advocating for speed will make you think s*x is a track and field event. They will be like; faaaaast! Faster nowwwww! Yes fassteeeeeer! You are almost there....fast oooooo!
Miss Usain Bolt well done oh!

(4) S*x makes people announce their own obituary untimely:
The way this category of people play with death during romance baffles me. They will be like; You are killing me! You will finish me oh! Yeee I am finally dead! This set of ladies will one day pray for long life despite their negative confessions.

(5) Some ladies become terrorists:
These sets of ladies are like the Niger Delta Avengers targeting oil pipelines in the South-south region. They could sound very destructive in their reactions. They will be like; Destroy it! Do it anyhow! Are you not a man? Don't show any mercy! Vandalize the place! Do I look like your sister? Hardeeeeer! Oya fire! For people in this category, one day you will meet your 'Buratai' who will level the place.

(6) S*x makes some ladies respectful:
I love ladies in this class. They are very calm and sweet. In a very arousing and low tone, they will be like; Give it to me please! Pls I am begging, don't stop! You can do it dear! Pls I am almost there! I will soon come okay, I promise!
Most of the ladies in this zone grew up in comfortable environments lol.

(7) Good s*x has a way of making some ladies confess loyalty overnight:
This class of ladies are like Further Mathematics, I have failed to understand them despite several calculated attempts. They will never confess their feelings on a normal day until they are under the influence of the 'koko'.
They will be like; I love you! You are my life! I will marry you! If you don't propose, I will propose to you oh! You are the best! Just say whatever you want....your wish is my command! Jerk me anyhow, it’s all yours!
If you are in this circle ehn, I swear you need to be flogged at the village square.

(Cool Some ladies instantly become beggars:
Ladies under this category paint s*x like a balanced diet which they must adequately consume for body growth and development. They can beg for Africa. They will be like; please don't stop! Please touch my Bosom s! Please just give it to me again! Please I am begging you! Ple-a-s-e! Pleeeeeeseee!! Plsssssssssse!!! Sssssssss!!!!
In conclusion, majority of the ladies will deny these reactions after the sacred act.


Posted: at 14-07-2016 01:29 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- gogoman at 14-07-2016 01:37 PM (7 years ago)
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poster na wa ooooooooo  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-07-2016 01:37 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- GermoDon at 14-07-2016 02:07 PM (7 years ago)
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Poster hw many women u don hammer to knw all dis sound.O boi u b baba i tink say dicky and gogo b expert bt u b yampion
Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:07 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bashoo8888 at 14-07-2016 02:13 PM (7 years ago)
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which one ur wife dey talk, where ur wife belong?? @poster
Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:13 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bashoo8888 at 14-07-2016 02:14 PM (7 years ago)
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which one ur wife dey talk, where ur wife belong?? @poster
Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:14 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- osarobo62 at 14-07-2016 02:17 PM (7 years ago)
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no 5 reminds me of my ex, Nkechi.....that girl almost sent me to an early grave
Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:17 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- djnero at 14-07-2016 02:20 PM (7 years ago)
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i am still a virgin please dont spoil me
Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:20 PM (7 years ago) | Upcoming
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- OLUCHI5 at 14-07-2016 02:26 PM (7 years ago)
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hahahahaha, naijapals, admin plz, u shouldn't have approved this post, we are here to learn good things not evil.
Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:26 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Twise400 at 14-07-2016 02:35 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: OLUCHI5 on 14-07-2016 02:26 PM
hahahahaha, naijapals, admin plz, u shouldn't have approved this post, we are here to learn good things not evil.
but u read it nd laughed ryt?,,all works nd no play meks jack a dull boy. In fact dis gat me laughing despite d fact dat I'm having a hectic day
Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:35 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- beneno at 14-07-2016 02:37 PM (7 years ago)
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Oya where are the babes in the house,which of the class do you belong ? And if women shout all these what do the men shout when they are Ejaculating if I may ask ?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:37 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kp45 at 14-07-2016 02:42 PM (7 years ago)
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Noted
Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:42 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- benosky4 at 14-07-2016 02:43 PM (7 years ago)
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Interesting research.

 Undecided Undecided Undecided wondering how the researcher gathered the data

Posted: at 14-07-2016 02:43 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Inidera at 14-07-2016 03:09 PM (7 years ago)
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Hahhahahaah, i for laugh oo,,,
Posted: at 14-07-2016 03:09 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- ingredient77 at 14-07-2016 03:38 PM (7 years ago)
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Poster poster poster hw many times did i called u... Ok
Posted: at 14-07-2016 03:38 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- BournIdentity at 14-07-2016 03:44 PM (7 years ago)
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No worry very soon we go push dis moronic poster lyf style carry yam go naijapals adult foto n film 4 a better review...,,,,. Poster no worry u get hope BT no be for here...,,, we go have to shift u with ur topic go left first
Posted: at 14-07-2016 03:44 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 14-07-2016 03:55 PM (7 years ago)
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Oh yeah

Posted: at 14-07-2016 03:55 PM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Veron02 at 14-07-2016 03:57 PM (7 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 14-07-2016 03:57 PM (7 years ago) | Newbie
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- AmazingMarie at 14-07-2016 04:02 PM (7 years ago)
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hmmmm what a funny post. field day for the men!
Posted: at 14-07-2016 04:02 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- AmazingMarie at 14-07-2016 04:03 PM (7 years ago)
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hmmmm what a funny post. field day for the men!
Posted: at 14-07-2016 04:03 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 14-07-2016 04:08 PM (7 years ago)
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Quote from: GermoDon on 14-07-2016 02:07 PM
Poster hw many women u don hammer to knw all dis sound.O boi u b baba i tink say dicky and gogo b expert bt u b yampion
Haba how u no go no all dis, e mean say u dey inexperienced...
Pay Gogoman to teach u d tricks as well..
Posted: at 14-07-2016 04:08 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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