women are very difficult to understand

Date: 15-02-2010 6:19 pm (14 years ago) | Author: elone steve gerald
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- at 15-02-2010 06:19 PM (14 years ago)
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If you kiss her,
You are not a gentleman
If you don't,
You are not a man
 
 
If you praise her,
She thinks you are lying
If you don't,
You are good for nothing
 
 
If you agree to all her likes,
You are a wimp
If you don't,
You are not understanding
 
 
If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring
If you don't,
She accuses you of double-crossing
 


If you are well dressed,
She says you are a playboy
If you don't,
You are a dull boy
 
 
If you are jealous,
She says it's bad
If you don't,
She thinks you do not love her
 
 
If you attempt a romance,
She says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
She thinks you do not like her
 
 
If you are a minute late,
She complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
She says that's a girl's way
 
 
 
If you visit another man,
You're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"
 
 
If you kiss her once in a while,
She professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
She yells that you are taking advantage
 
 
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
You lack ethics
If you do,
She thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
 
 
If you stare at another woman,
She accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
She says that they are just admiring
 
 
If you talk,
She wants you to listen
If you listen,
She wants you to talk
 



Posted: at 15-02-2010 06:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- dirtykid at 15-02-2010 06:23 PM (14 years ago)
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U re right brooo. u cant please them, Only them knows what they want in life. Grin

Posted: at 15-02-2010 06:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- PreetyInstinct at 15-02-2010 06:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Yea woteva u guys just talk 2 much. . . Lips Sealed

Posted: at 15-02-2010 06:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onchedu at 15-02-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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So just be Urself and stop caring what a woman thinks. B-)
Posted: at 15-02-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Starlette at 15-02-2010 06:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Dat is y we re called Women. Chal

Posted: at 15-02-2010 06:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dirtykid at 15-02-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago)
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But is diffcult atimes to ignore them with all that.

Posted: at 15-02-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- qualitysmart at 15-02-2010 07:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice work dude. And do u tink is d solution 2 dat,cos i'm realy tired of their tricks and complains. Peace out.
Posted: at 15-02-2010 07:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onchedu at 15-02-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago)
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There is no solution. Ignore what u can't live with but comes with what U want. It's that simple. They will ALWAYS be mysterious.. especially in that nerve wrecking way.
Posted: at 15-02-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- luvvy at 15-02-2010 07:35 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin...... if this is true i will send this woman out of my house today?
Posted: at 15-02-2010 07:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diplomatik at 15-02-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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don't bother i already packed my stuff.. Grin

Posted: at 15-02-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mazi at 15-02-2010 07:46 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha...i think datz why dey r wo-men...
Posted: at 15-02-2010 07:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- erikaakpan at 15-02-2010 07:49 PM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 15-02-2010 07:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvvy at 15-02-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: diplomatik on 15-02-2010 07:37 PM
don't bother i already packed my stuff.. Grin

thank God u don pack, but still stay around maybe i can change my mind Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-02-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 15-02-2010 08:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on 15-02-2010 07:57 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on 15-02-2010 07:37 PM
don't bother i already packed my stuff.. Grin

thank God u don pack, but still stay around maybe i can change my mind Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
how many of una...?
Posted: at 15-02-2010 08:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 15-02-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm, Good question 4rm D Gr8.. Oracle... shrine !! Tongue

Posted: at 15-02-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- qualitysmart at 15-02-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Do u still want her 2 stay.beta let her go n b free frm her spell n charm. Peace out.
Posted: at 15-02-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Miss_precious at 15-02-2010 09:15 PM (14 years ago)
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uhmm na wa....not totally true sha

Posted: at 15-02-2010 09:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gimac at 16-02-2010 09:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 15-02-2010 06:45 PM
But is diffcult atimes to ignore them with all that.



talking sence dirtykid
Posted: at 16-02-2010 09:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- gimac at 16-02-2010 09:15 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Miss_precious on 15-02-2010 09:15 PM
uhmm na wa....not totally true sha

then correct me
Posted: at 16-02-2010 09:15 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prencess at 16-02-2010 09:32 AM (14 years ago)
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God knew what he did there so u men can not question Him  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2010 09:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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