'With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that
action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonalds because they got fat.'
Lawyer: 'And which one of those categories do you fit under?'
Woman: 'Neither. I just want to know if I can sue Simonsvlei Wines for all
the ugly men I've slept with?'
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