Olympic Diving Champion!

Date: 21-02-2010 2:49 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 21-02-2010 02:49 AM (14 years ago)
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A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he
> wanted to marry her right away.
>
> She protested, "But we don't know
> anything about each other."
>
> He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn
> about each other as we go along."
>
> So she consented, and they were married
> and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
>
> One morning, they were
> lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up
> to the 10 meter board
> and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water
> perfectly, almost
> without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in
> jackknife position
> before he again straightened out and cut the water like a
> knife. After a few
> more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his
> towel.
>
> She said,
> "That was incredible!"
>
> He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion.
> You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as
> we went along."
>
> So
> she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She
> was moving so fast
> that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool
> would hardly be gone
> before she was already touching the other end of the pool!
>
> She did laps
> in freestyle, Bosom  stroke, even butterfly! After about
> thirty laps, completed
> in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her
> towel, barely
> breathing hard.
>
> He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
> endurance swimmer?"
>
> "No," she said, "I was a hooker in Alabama
> and I
> worked both sides of the Tennessee River."

Posted: at 21-02-2010 02:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- xter at 21-02-2010 04:15 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 21-02-2010 04:15 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 21-02-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 21-02-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 21-02-2010 11:21 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 21-02-2010 11:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 22-02-2010 12:31 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

U go fear nah
Posted: at 22-02-2010 12:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-02-2010 09:27 AM (14 years ago)
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sooo goood.... Grin
nice one bro..
Posted: at 22-02-2010 09:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 22-02-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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thank you
Posted: at 22-02-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 22-02-2010 11:54 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahaha...........
Posted: at 22-02-2010 11:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 23-02-2010 12:25 AM (14 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 23-02-2010 12:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 23-02-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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cool but funny and nt cool n not funny
Posted: at 23-02-2010 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 23-02-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago)
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i concor to dat doshe
Posted: at 23-02-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 23-02-2010 12:46 PM (14 years ago)
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u go fear hooker, and u kristiantus what kind of pix is dat?
Posted: at 23-02-2010 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jayms at 23-02-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Genuinely delicious
Posted: at 23-02-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 23-02-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 23-02-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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