> and realizes it’s a gay bar. "But what the
> heck," he says, "I really want a drink."
>
>
>
> When the bartender approaches, he says to the customer,
> "What’s the name of your dilly-hoo?"
>
>
>
> The customer says, "Look, I’m really not into
> any of that. All I want is a drink."
>
>
>
> The bartender says, "I’m sorry but I can’t
> serve you until you tell me the name of your dilly-hoo. Mine
> for instance is called Nike, for the slogan ’Just Do
> It’. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
> Snickers, because "It really satisfies."
>
>
>
> The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him
> he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer
> asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping a beer,
> "Hey bud, what’s the name of your
> dilly-hoo?"
>
>
>
> The man looks back and says with a smile,
> "Timex."
>
>
>
> The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
>
>
>
> The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
> lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!"
>
>
>
> A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his
> right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says,
> "So, what do you call your dilly-hoo?"
>
>
>
> The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford,
> because Quality is job one." Then he adds, "Have
> you driven a Ford lately?"
>
>
>
> Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment
> before he comes up with a name for his dilly-hoo. Finally,
> he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
> my dilly-hoo is Secret. Now give me my beer."
>
>
>
> The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with
> a puzzled look asks, " Why Secret?"
>
>
>
> The customer says, "Because it’s STRONG ENOUGH
> FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
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