> rest.
> 2. Memorize your favorite dirty joke.
> 3. Believe all you hear, spend all you have, sleep all you
> want..
> 4. When you say, "I love you", do it to get sex.
> 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", do it over the phone.
> 6. You will be engaged at least six months before you
> realize you want
> to call it off.
> 7. Believe in sex on the first date.
> 8. Laugh at unattainable dreams.
> 9. Drive fast and passionately. You might get hurt but it's
> the only
> way to get there fast.
> 10. In disagreements, insist you are always right, never
> compromise.
> 11. Judge people by their clothing.
> 12. Talk fast and you can fool anyone.
> 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to
> answer, tell
> them, "It's none of your goddamn business."
> 14. Remember that sex is like pizza........
> 15. Call your mom...collect.
> 16. Say "Good One" when you hear someone fart.
> 17. When you lose, complain that you got screwed.
> 18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for
> others;
> Responsibility for all your actions.
> 19. Remind friends that they are lucky to have you as a
> friend.
> 20. When you realize you've made a mistake, do everything
> you can to
> cover it up.
> 21. If you smile when picking up the phone. The caller will
> think you
> are gay.
> 22. If you marry someone that loves to talk. As you get
> older, she will
> never shut up.
> 23. Spend some time alone, and people think you are a
> loser.
> 24. Open your arms to change, only if it benefits you..
> 25. Remember that silence is the first step in not getting
> caught.
> 26. TV is cool.
> 27. Live a good, honorable life. And someone who doesn't
> will get more
> out of life.
> 28. Trust in Valet Parking, but lock your car.
> 29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do
> all you can to
> create a tranquil harmonious home.
> 30. In disagreements with loved ones, tell them the only
> reason you
> don't beat them up, is because they are family.
> 31. Read between the lines, and you can find ways around
> things.
> 32. Save your knowledge, use if for personal gain.
> 33. Litter... it gives inmates something to do.
> 34. Pray. It's worth a shot.
> 35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered, but if
> you must add
> in things the person forgot.
> 36. Get in everyone's business and you can use it against
> them.
> 37. Don't trust a woman who doesn't pay for her own cab
> home.
> 38. Once a year, call off work for a week and claim to be
> sick.
> 39. If you make a lot of money, spend it on yourself, and
> things that
> will make you look good.
> 40. Remember that not getting what you want sucks
> 41. Learn the rules then rewrite the rule book.
> 42. Remember that the best relationship is one where you
> only sleep
> together, with no commitment.
> 43. Judge your success by what you have, right now.
> 44. Remember that your character can change to get anthing
> you want.
> 45. Approach lying and cheating with reckless abandon.
>
> ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
> ;-) ;-) ;-)
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