A mental hospital

Date: 01-03-2010 8:58 am (15 years ago) | Author: MizDD
- at 1-03-2010 08:58 AM (15 years ago)
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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." [/size] [/size]

Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:58 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Bomber at 1-03-2010 09:01 AM (15 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 09:07 AM (15 years ago)
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still funi
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 1-03-2010 09:19 AM (15 years ago)
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How u? Bin missin ya.
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 09:20 AM (15 years ago)
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hav bin busy makin evrytin pretty i guess u hav bin doin ur tin too
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 1-03-2010 09:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Yh. Bn busy wit my new house, almost thru wit evrytin. They don paint am sef, na plastering remain.
Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-03-2010 09:40 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 10:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on  1-03-2010 09:34 AM
Yh. Bn busy wit my new house, almost thru wit evrytin. They don paint am sef, na plastering remain.

thank God 4 u oh, me i go soon build my own am just waiting 4 d appointed time
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- MrDon at 1-03-2010 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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gals dey build house ne?
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- 080575 at 1-03-2010 03:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Diadem on  1-03-2010 08:58 AM
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." [/size] [/size]
Diadem ur so funny here
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- ademola78 at 1-03-2010 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Good joke
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