And Thats When fight Started

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed........ and I said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....                                                                                                                                                                   JOKE no 2  <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<                                                                                                                                                                             Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to
the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The
wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?'

And that's when the fight started....                                                                                                    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     JOKE NO 3                                                                                                                                                                                        My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmm

Posted: at 2-03-2010 08:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

datz when the fight start!! kool!!!!

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Posted: at 2-03-2010 08:59 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

thumb up for you and keep it up

Posted: at 2-03-2010 10:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ahahaha. all bad reasons for fighting

Posted: at 3-03-2010 08:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

anything u do there must be fight

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Posted: at 3-03-2010 08:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

colenzo colenzo colenzo...How many times did i call you.
Your joke was not good enough...you know what i MEAN
ITS THE BEST I'VE COME ACROSS THIS MORNING!!! BIG BIG KUDOS 4 U.
Keep the FLAG UP in the SKY...

Posted: at 6-03-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

Keep the fire burning...I will be out soon or soonest due to studies...
That's the main reason i've refused to post jokes because i would not be
available to update or monitor my posts...I mange to sneak online,cos DAD
won't allow me due to my exams

Posted: at 6-03-2010 11:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

every post in this forum is always posted before which one was not posted b/4

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Posted: at 6-03-2010 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

too old.posted since 2008

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Posted: at 10-03-2010 10:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac