Men versus Women's Perception

Date: 01-03-2010 9:26 pm (14 years ago) | Author: collins smith
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- at 1-03-2010 09:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work:
Did you have good sex last night? No. It was a disaster... Husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4 minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you? - Oh it was amazing... My husband came home. He took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. After foreplay we had an hour long fantastic sex and after sex we talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale.
 
At the same time their husbands are talking at work:
Did you have good sex last night? Yes, it was great! I came home dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. What about you? - It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity cause I didn't pay the bill. In return I had to take my wife out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive that we didn't have money for a cab so we had to walk home for an hour. I was so angry when we came home that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't cum for another hour. After I finally did I was so mad and aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep for another hour


Posted: at 1-03-2010 09:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- damover at 2-03-2010 08:10 AM (14 years ago)
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lol, thats a good one
Posted: at 2-03-2010 08:10 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- prettyb4eva at 2-03-2010 08:59 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-03-2010 08:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 2-03-2010 09:09 AM (14 years ago)
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i lyk diz joke!! bery phony!!!

Posted: at 2-03-2010 09:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 2-03-2010 09:49 AM (14 years ago)
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thanks pals

Posted: at 2-03-2010 09:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- famous5 at 2-03-2010 10:37 AM (14 years ago)
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my joke of the day
Posted: at 2-03-2010 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 2-03-2010 08:48 PM (14 years ago)
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promise to bring more of the fun

Posted: at 2-03-2010 08:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 2-03-2010 09:32 PM (14 years ago)
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yes you made me laugh...pwapwapwapwapwapwa
Posted: at 2-03-2010 09:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 2-03-2010 10:31 PM (14 years ago)
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good 1

Posted: at 2-03-2010 10:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bomber at 2-03-2010 10:47 PM (14 years ago)
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yep

Posted: at 2-03-2010 10:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 3-03-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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kikikikiii
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago)
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my joke of the year
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-03-2010 12:25 PM (14 years ago)
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my joke of the week... very funny

Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Diadem at 3-03-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago)
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lmao

Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 3-03-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago)
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my joke of the minute
Posted: at 3-03-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 3-03-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago)
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see mouth

Posted: at 3-03-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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i see am ooo
Posted: at 3-03-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 3-03-2010 07:54 PM (14 years ago)
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wey am i wan see too

Posted: at 3-03-2010 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 3-03-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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seeing.........
Posted: at 3-03-2010 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 3-03-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: adedupcy on  3-03-2010 08:21 PM
seeing.........
u don see am too i never see am ,tell me wey i dey now

Posted: at 3-03-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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