Check your Dirty IQ!

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Posted: at 2-03-2010 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

hmmm
i say no 6 is ur nose
        no 10 is ur tooth brush how dirty is my iq?

Posted: at 2-03-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

let me c

hmmm no 1 is dentist?

Posted: at 2-03-2010 01:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

passing

Posted: at 2-03-2010 01:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmmm

Posted: at 2-03-2010 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@Damover you are crazy

Posted: at 2-03-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

but it still funny

Posted: at 2-03-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin i do nah? how u go say i crazy?
pple wey crazy dey for hospital or get
shop 4 market.  na him ask qtn n i
come answer qtn. no be bad thing nah.
teacher ask qtn cos teacher no know n
student answer qtn cos dey knw, so no
be bad thing.
abi na bad thing? lol lol

Posted: at 2-03-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

What?

Posted: at 2-03-2010 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

brainy observation darling

Posted: at 2-03-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac