Osama Bin Laden

Date: 03-03-2010 12:04 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
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- at 3-03-2010 12:04 AM (14 years ago)
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> Osama Bin Laden said: China is the world's only

> country we absolutely cannot mess with.

>

> The reason is this: al-Qaeda

> terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the

> following

> results:

>

> One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the

> main

> northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the

> three-dimensional traffic

> bridge;

>

> One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a 

>

> suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not

> get into a bus even

> after two hours;

>

> One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found

> that the bomb’s remote control was stolen;

>

> One person wanted to bomb

> government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the

> door by the security

> staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist, and was

> beaten and

> interrogated;

>

> One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds

>

> of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the

> al-Qaeda center, but even

> after 6 months, failed to see an y news reports of the

> success of the bombing.

> al-Qaeda accused him of claiming a false victory and

> executed him!

>

> One

> person tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the

> train, a motorcycle

> robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the

> bomb) from

> him;

>

> One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was

> later found at

> the hospital in a state of coma.  Doctors said it was

> the result of him

> eating not only "black-hearted" food products,

> but he also drank fake alcohol,

> and could possibly turn into a "vegetable"

> (vegetative state);

>

> Later, bin

> Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan

> Island, but she was

> conned into prostitution!

>

> Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember, China

> is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess

> with!


Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- xter at 3-03-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm

Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 3-03-2010 12:46 AM (14 years ago)
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funny wella

Posted: at 3-03-2010 12:46 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- damover at 3-03-2010 03:21 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 3-03-2010 03:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 3-03-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago)
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luv d joke
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-03-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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love the comments
Posted: at 3-03-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zolazola at 4-03-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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i like that
especially the successful terorist who was later executed by al queada for falsehood
trust chinese govt,
Posted: at 4-03-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-03-2010 07:44 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 4-03-2010 07:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 5-03-2010 08:16 AM (14 years ago)
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I no follow for this one

Posted: at 5-03-2010 08:16 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2010 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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yong chin chu teeco?
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 5-03-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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me like it
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 5-03-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 5-03-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-03-2010 09:44 PM (14 years ago)
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always agains muslims @shinor

Posted: at 6-03-2010 09:44 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 8-03-2010 06:25 PM (14 years ago)
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you na muslim?... always in support of muslim........
Posted: at 8-03-2010 06:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 8-03-2010 06:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Jos Riot >>>>>>>
Posted: at 8-03-2010 06:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 8-03-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Me just the pass. No like the hear about riot at all.
Posted: at 8-03-2010 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 8-03-2010 07:44 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 8-03-2010 07:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 8-03-2010 10:07 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa oooooo

Posted: at 8-03-2010 10:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zolazola at 9-03-2010 09:07 AM (14 years ago)
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LOOKING
Posted: at 9-03-2010 09:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 9-03-2010 09:13 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  8-03-2010 06:34 PM
Jos Riot >>>>>>>

RIOT GINI?
Posted: at 9-03-2010 09:13 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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