20 reasons chocolate is better than sex (Page 2)

Date: 04-03-2010 11:00 am (15 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2010 10:20 AM (15 years ago)
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okay... so, which is better? sex or chocolate?...
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:20 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 5-03-2010 10:27 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmm
chocolate taste beta
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2010 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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ok. so which of them makes you feels better?
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 5-03-2010 10:46 AM (15 years ago)
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hmm
chocolate relax my nerves and i can take 20 wraps of it in a day witout feelin tired
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2010 11:35 AM (15 years ago)
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my advice, get engaged to a dentist...
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:35 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 5-03-2010 11:38 AM (15 years ago)
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dont wori when am tru wit my chocolate i do brush my teeth,u c i can hav my favorite chocolate with havin any tooth ache
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 5-03-2010 11:40 AM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago)
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where you dey waka go?.
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 5-03-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago)
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mistura's room, it is her turn to be wit me na.....
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 5-03-2010 11:51 AM (15 years ago)
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imagine
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 5-03-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago)
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no, dont imagine darling pretty, hallucination is more appropirate
Posted: at 5-03-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 5-03-2010 12:01 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... E no go finish!

Posted: at 5-03-2010 12:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 5-03-2010 12:07 PM (15 years ago)
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whats this???
Posted: at 5-03-2010 12:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bazemaster at 5-03-2010 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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U wan know?

Posted: at 5-03-2010 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 5-03-2010 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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u want tell me?
Posted: at 5-03-2010 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 6-03-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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chocolate sweet but na sex sweet pass
Posted: at 6-03-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-03-2010 11:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on  4-03-2010 11:00 AM
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good


Guy na him be say you go Marry CHOCOLATE and give Birth to Chocolate Albino
Posted: at 6-03-2010 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-03-2010 11:45 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: belindajustins on  6-03-2010 11:34 AM
chocolate sweet but na sex sweet pass

So you don eat the FORBIDDEN FRUIT ehn?
Posted: at 6-03-2010 11:45 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-03-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Hearthrob on  4-03-2010 02:32 PM
Sex is better cos it won't spoil ur teeth, but chocolate does

Sure you are right but only when it happens in the right manner or way
Posted: at 6-03-2010 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 6-03-2010 08:51 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  5-03-2010 10:46 AM
hmm
chocolate relax my nerves and i can take 20 wraps of it in a day witout feelin tired
i am sure u havent tried sex...beside wat is better than SEX
Posted: at 6-03-2010 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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