20 reasons chocolate is better than sex

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good

Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u get this but is not better than sex

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Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

chocolate is good nd less xpensive, sex is better nd more xpensive

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

hahahahaha.... you eat chocolate... you have sex
sex is better...

Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

sure what i chocolate ,it can make u fat,but sex burns calories

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Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice piece

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Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hahahhahaha i love the commitment and the "in front of your mother" part lol

Posted: at 4-03-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

@ ANDES good idea and they always go together lol

Posted: at 4-03-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

@ poster, So u as a woman,agreed that Chocolate

is better than sex abi?

 

Na u start am o

Posted: at 5-03-2010 06:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

omo teeco, long time no hear from you?...

Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero