20 reasons chocolate is better than sex

Date: 04-03-2010 11:00 am (11 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 4-03-2010 11:00 AM (11 years ago)
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1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good

Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:00 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omatseye at 4-03-2010 11:03 AM (11 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:03 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 4-03-2010 12:31 PM (11 years ago)
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u get this but is not better than sex

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:35 PM (11 years ago)
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21. Chocolate does  not make unnecessary demands and share burdens
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 4-03-2010 12:39 PM (11 years ago)
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chocolate is good nd less xpensive, sex is better nd more xpensive
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:39 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:48 PM (11 years ago)
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so go the sex Number
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2010 01:47 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahaha.... you eat chocolate... you have sex
sex is better...
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- 080575 at 4-03-2010 02:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Some Proffesor here prefer 2 eat sex
Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:27 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 4-03-2010 02:30 PM (11 years ago)
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sure what i chocolate ,it can make u fat,but sex burns calories

Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Hearthrob at 4-03-2010 02:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Sex is better cos it won't spoil ur teeth, but chocolate does
Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:32 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 4-03-2010 02:53 PM (11 years ago)
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nice piece

Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 04:10 PM (11 years ago)
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tanx, but am seeing a damn fine gal ooo, or is that mirage above u J2S?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 04:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chichimummy at 4-03-2010 04:31 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahhahaha i love the commitment and the "in front of your mother" part lol Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 4-03-2010 04:31 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Andes at 4-03-2010 04:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Why not take Chocolates while having sex..
Hmmm..
Posted: at 4-03-2010 04:39 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chichimummy at 4-03-2010 04:41 PM (11 years ago)
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@ ANDES good idea and they always go together lol Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 4-03-2010 04:41 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 4-03-2010 11:08 PM (11 years ago)
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but i still like sex...
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 5-03-2010 06:12 AM (11 years ago)
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@ poster, So u as a woman,agreed that Chocolate

is better than sex abi?

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Na u start am o
Posted: at 5-03-2010 06:12 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 5-03-2010 08:18 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-03-2010 01:47 PM
hahahahaha.... you eat chocolate... you have sex
sex is better...

help me tell am Grin

Posted: at 5-03-2010 08:18 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 5-03-2010 10:12 AM (11 years ago)
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omo teeco, long time no hear from you?...
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:12 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 5-03-2010 10:19 AM (11 years ago)
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joke of d century
Posted: at 5-03-2010 10:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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