Cucumber, pickle and penis

Date: 04-03-2010 11:03 am (11 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 4-03-2010 11:03 AM (11 years ago)
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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:03 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:33 AM (11 years ago)
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spoilt brat
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:33 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 4-03-2010 11:41 AM (11 years ago)
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tank u, u forget say na u disvirgin me
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:41 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:19 PM (11 years ago)
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lol, for where? i still be virgin na
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 4-03-2010 12:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on  4-03-2010 11:41 AM
tank u, u forget say na u disvirgin me
confession of d century....Mr.Don, d anointed man dat heals d broken hearted
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:25 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 4-03-2010 12:26 PM (11 years ago)
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I thnk I like Quinzee, though........
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:26 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:29 PM (11 years ago)
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but Number, i did not disvirgined her ooo, just cast the devils out of her that is all
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 4-03-2010 12:34 PM (11 years ago)
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very very funny lol

Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shantybaby97 at 4-03-2010 12:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Don so once disvirgin a gal?
poster nice joke
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:38 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:39 PM (11 years ago)
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shanty darling, where the hell have u been Huh? i was looking all over for u, how body na?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 4-03-2010 01:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Misloppopo diagnosis is incomplete
We need 2 review d drug reaction to d patients attitude towards d opposite sex
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:22 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2010 01:51 PM (11 years ago)
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huh?... do you guyz need a volunteer?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 01:52 PM (11 years ago)
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ask the quack kris, i wont know
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2010 01:55 PM (11 years ago)
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okay.... thought i could be of help....
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:55 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 01:58 PM (11 years ago)
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sure if the quack says so, but then i might have something for u if u re interested
Posted: at 4-03-2010 01:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 4-03-2010 02:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-03-2010 01:51 PM
huh?... do you guyz need a volunteer?
Ur welcome ...we need Doctors with gud medical history of solving acute randy cases

Mr.Don go back 2 ur room Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:01 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 02:12 PM (11 years ago)
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is any of mistura, pretty or neassa in d room?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 4-03-2010 02:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  4-03-2010 02:12 PM
is any of mistura, pretty or neassa in d room?
Shocked Shocked Undecided :'(
Posted: at 4-03-2010 02:31 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- famous5 at 4-03-2010 03:10 PM (11 years ago)
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nice joke  Smiley
Posted: at 4-03-2010 03:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 4-03-2010 03:10 PM (11 years ago)
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NICE 1..
Posted: at 4-03-2010 03:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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