> teachers in the
> New York City public school system. All teachers were
> reprimanded but, some
> of these are really funny!
>
>
> 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom
> and has started
> to dig.
>
> 2. I would not allow this student to breed.
>
>
> 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
>
>
> 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
>
>
> 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then
> consistently fails to
> achieve them.
>
>
> 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic
> thingie to hold
> it all together.
>
>
> 7. This child has been working with glue too much.
>
>
> 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
>
>
> 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the
> train isn't coming.
>
> 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be
> watered twice a
> week.
>
>
> 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this
> child beat out
> 1,000,000 others.
>
>
> 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely
> dead.
>
>
>
>
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