LMAO! Check Out Contract Pupils Sign Now to Play Football During Lunch Break

Date: 13-05-2016 9:36 am (8 years ago) | Author: Bayo Nelson
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A primary school has forced kids and parents to sign this 17-clause contract before their kids can play football during lunch break. One of the clauses stipulates: ‘I will not chant, use banter or wahoys!’ Others include: ‘I will not, if scorekeeping, be a sore loser,’ ‘I will not hog the ball’ and ‘I will not deliberately chase on the pitch or swipe the ball from people’.
There is also an extensive list of musts, including ‘I will use supportive and encouraging language’. The contract says that if any of the rules are broken the pupil in question will be banned from playing football for three days. The second time a rule is broken this will be extended to a week, and if the child gets a third strike they will face a ban for the rest of the term. The contracts adds: ‘If appropriate, work around fair play may be required to be done to demonstrate initiative to be allowed back on the pitch.’
Ryan Finnegan, whose son Jamie, 12, attends the school, described the contract as ‘political correctness gone mad’.


Posted: at 13-05-2016 09:36 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- beneno at 13-05-2016 09:43 AM (8 years ago)
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Media don suffer.everything don turn news  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-05-2016 09:43 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gogoman at 13-05-2016 09:45 AM (8 years ago)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-05-2016 09:45 AM (8 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Haso112 at 13-05-2016 10:02 AM (8 years ago)
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See NEWS!!!
Posted: at 13-05-2016 10:02 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zezprincess at 13-05-2016 10:07 AM (8 years ago)
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Ok,na the pupil sabi,if them wan c-ronaldo,messi,rooney them,make dem carry go.
Posted: at 13-05-2016 10:07 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- schmit at 13-05-2016 10:28 AM (8 years ago)
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Speechless
Posted: at 13-05-2016 10:28 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dickieponga at 13-05-2016 11:05 AM (8 years ago)
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...And where in naija is dis skool...?
Posted: at 13-05-2016 11:05 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Oworen25 at 13-05-2016 11:45 AM (8 years ago)
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Poster this one too na news
Posted: at 13-05-2016 11:45 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- yawa_don_gas at 13-05-2016 11:51 AM (8 years ago)
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As yawa don gas, my yawa pant fit turn to news tomorrow
Posted: at 13-05-2016 11:51 AM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kachasi at 13-05-2016 11:53 AM (8 years ago)
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i cant get this
Posted: at 13-05-2016 11:53 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 13-05-2016 12:12 PM (8 years ago)
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Newsless news
Posted: at 13-05-2016 12:12 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- morgan1 at 13-05-2016 04:35 PM (8 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-05-2016 04:35 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- CHRISETTE at 13-05-2016 07:04 PM (8 years ago)
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What kind of contract be this one?
Posted: at 13-05-2016 07:04 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Novic at 13-05-2016 08:27 PM (8 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 13-05-2016 08:27 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- botlex at 14-05-2016 12:30 PM (8 years ago)
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This one nah still news? Next pls...
Posted: at 14-05-2016 12:30 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yawa_don_gas at 14-05-2016 05:23 PM (8 years ago)
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Na so d yawa take c am. Yawa goes on
Posted: at 14-05-2016 05:23 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sparky12 at 14-05-2016 10:58 PM (8 years ago)
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lyf goes on
Posted: at 14-05-2016 10:58 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mia4321 at 15-05-2016 10:44 AM (8 years ago)
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na wa o
Posted: at 15-05-2016 10:44 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 15-05-2016 10:46 PM (8 years ago)
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Next
Posted: at 15-05-2016 10:46 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mia4321 at 16-05-2016 10:30 AM (8 years ago)
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hmmm...                                               
no b small tin..               
Posted: at 16-05-2016 10:30 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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