The First one was a duck

Date: 12-03-2010 10:49 am (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 12-03-2010 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife.

But accidently the call went to a cricket stadium.
 
He asked what is the condition.
He died after what he heard.
     
Guess What would be the reply ....
   
It is ...
   
7 are already out.
   
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.
 
 
and .................................
   
The first one was a DUCK.

Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- larry2u at 12-03-2010 11:08 AM (15 years ago)
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wat is the second 1 Got?
Posted: at 12-03-2010 11:08 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- 080575 at 12-03-2010 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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here comes d gud old Asaph
Posted: at 12-03-2010 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- schegzy at 12-03-2010 11:51 AM (15 years ago)
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lol Shocked Cool
Posted: at 12-03-2010 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 12-03-2010 11:54 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one sojaman
Posted: at 12-03-2010 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 12-03-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 12-03-2010 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 080575 at 12-03-2010 12:33 PM (15 years ago)
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guy is too early nw.....ur permited 2 fake a smile
Posted: at 12-03-2010 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 12-03-2010 12:43 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-03-2010 12:43 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 12-03-2010 12:54 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Sergeant Asaph !

Good one
Posted: at 12-03-2010 12:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 12-03-2010 01:21 PM (15 years ago)
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who tell u say na sergeant?

na barrack cleaner
Posted: at 12-03-2010 01:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 12-03-2010 01:40 PM (15 years ago)
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No o, u no see am for war front?
Posted: at 12-03-2010 01:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 12-03-2010 01:42 PM (15 years ago)
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U see im face?
Posted: at 12-03-2010 01:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ademola78 at 12-03-2010 01:54 PM (15 years ago)
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e be like say him dey dodge for bullet nah
Posted: at 12-03-2010 01:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 12-03-2010 02:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Asaph na 419...he uses dat pix if he wan toast babe
As we ve known his secret he don quickly remove am
Posted: at 12-03-2010 02:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- elusakin at 12-03-2010 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Don't know anything about Cricket or Grasshopper. Whatever they call the sport.
Posted: at 12-03-2010 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 12-03-2010 03:50 PM (15 years ago)
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whatever
Posted: at 12-03-2010 03:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tirocco at 12-03-2010 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 12-03-2010 05:25 PM (15 years ago)
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guy ur name resemble teeco's name ooo
Posted: at 12-03-2010 05:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 12-03-2010 10:20 PM (15 years ago)
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heart attack
Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 13-03-2010 11:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on 12-03-2010 02:12 PM
Asaph na 419...he uses dat pix if he wan toast babe
As we ve known his secret he don quickly remove am
what did u know and which gal av i toast? did ur gf tell u? then she has no secrets.
Quote from: ademola78 on 12-03-2010 12:54 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin

Sergeant Asaph !

Good one
When did u start give ranks?
Quote from: xter on 12-03-2010 01:21 PM
who tell u say na sergeant?

na barrack cleaner
Good, tell them. 4 u i dont mind u have reached ur expiry date.
Posted: at 13-03-2010 11:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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