> 16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
> 15. Your dork is ajar.
> 14. uasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend
> to his bells.
> 13. I can see your Gap dancers.
> 12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
> 11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
> 10. Elvis Junior has left the building!
> 9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
> 8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower
> deck, sir.
> 7. Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in the forward
> quadrant!
> 6. Lil' Shaq's at the free throw line.
> 5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of
> "Hillary."
> 4. Your closet door is open and Donato's peeking out.
> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
> 2. I see you have an opening in senior management.
> 1. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
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