LMAO! Man Files For Custody Of His Wife's "Balloons" During A Divorce Battle, Leaves Her The House

Date: 22-03-2017 11:38 am (7 years ago) | Author: Bayo Nelson
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Local man Simon Williams has applied for custody of his wife’s Bosom s as part of his divorce settlement according to online reports. Describing the Bosom s as being of ‘great sentimental value’ in his submission, Simon said he’d happily give up any claim over the house for full custody. Alternatively, his wife can have the car in return for access at weekends.
“Those Bosom s have been with me through thick and thin; a rock in times of needs and a pillow in times of comfort. My quality of life will decline substantially if I lose custody.”
“It’s actually ironic,” he told us. “Considering one of the reasons I’m getting divorced at all is because I said I’d like her Bosom s custody.”
However, Simon’s soon to be ex-wife has angrily rejected the request, saying that his failure to grant her exclusive possession of his ‘bits and bobs’ during their marriage undermined his position. Lawyers in the case have suggested that they hold the Bosom s until the situation is resolved.



 

Posted: at 22-03-2017 11:38 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- blowout at 22-03-2017 11:49 AM (7 years ago)
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u leave d sentimental value wey dey house go dey pursue d ones wey dey outside. now u still want hang on to d one wey dey house. that ya quality of life must decline
Posted: at 22-03-2017 11:49 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 24magic at 22-03-2017 11:54 AM (7 years ago)
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Only this man knows how he feels and what it means to him
Posted: at 22-03-2017 11:54 AM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akinmanchy at 22-03-2017 12:09 PM (7 years ago)
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Hehehehehe bad sharp man, but unfortunately u can't eat ur cake and have it
Posted: at 22-03-2017 12:09 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- chukkychukky at 22-03-2017 12:19 PM (7 years ago)
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bossom don turn asset
Posted: at 22-03-2017 12:19 PM (7 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 22-03-2017 01:00 PM (7 years ago)
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yeye for street!!! una go dey make dis women be something 
Posted: at 22-03-2017 01:00 PM (7 years ago) | Grande Master
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- morgan1 at 22-03-2017 03:10 PM (7 years ago)
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Chaiiii na wa oo!!
Posted: at 22-03-2017 03:10 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- osarobo62 at 22-03-2017 03:21 PM (7 years ago)
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supported.
Posted: at 22-03-2017 03:21 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- akinmanchy at 29-03-2017 09:51 PM (7 years ago)
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Ok na
Posted: at 29-03-2017 09:51 PM (7 years ago) | Hero
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- BournIdentity at 31-03-2017 10:08 AM (7 years ago)
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Nobsmalltin
     
Posted: at 31-03-2017 10:08 AM (7 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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