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Quote from: Vixenx on 23-03-2010 09:52 PM
Quote from: luvvy on 23-03-2010 08:13 PM
1, Brain: Atleast for someone to sit down and think of how naija people can meet, gist, talk, chat and fight... i think there is a lot brain inside his head {strictly naija}... girls will trip for him don;t u think so {don't u know my boyfriend? he is dguy the guy dat owns naijapals.com}..hmmmm....
2, he lives abroad: once u juss get out of the country, even thou u are doing slave job who care{so far u still in the land white people}, then find out how naija babes will talk about u, {u mean Dguy? my boyfriend? my guy is a foreigner, u kno i don't deal with local guys like ......{lol... i don't want to say MAZI is local} hahahahahaaa
3, He is too cool: i ve never seen Dguy fighting before, and Nigerian girls like gentle guyz dat don't fight, even if she cheat on him and he catch her, he will even be the one to come and apologies {honey i m so sorry dat i came in when i not suppose to.. my bad}
4, Feeding: U wonder how our ladies for naija dey get big stomach when they are not pregnant, they like food, they can eat the hell out of food, and Dguy hav the money, so order for anything he will pay........
5, The people he move with: E.g luvvy {the most handsome guy}, princemech{lover boy} samy{me and my wife only} kennee{rude but fine} mazi{babalawo} osi{fancy boy} and so on.... girls will like to move them all.....
6, the way he talk: his voice is deep and cool... ladies always find that interesting... for instance check when diplo and akpan are talking.....{I like his voice, expecially when he talk on phone, his voice is so killing, in fact it’s driving me crazy}
7. Dance: Thou I ve never seen him dancing before, but Vivian, Diplo, Cbee, Erika, Myra, Akpan told me dat he always dance like Michael Jackson…. Is dis true? I don’t kno but girl always fall for dancers, e.g usher, chris brown, ginuwine, psquare, Michael himself and so on…
8, Purple eyes: what made him stand out? Purple eyes, girls find this strange and funny, but they can still be proud of it dat wat he has no other person hav it on earth, wat? Charming purple eyes…hehehehehehe… I were not there oooooo
9, On bed: I can’t say how many round he can go, but u can juss turn him to a TV set, handle the remote control and press any channel that u want, if u press channel 10 {dat is 10 round non-stop}, even if u get tired and faint, he won’t stop until he get to the 10th round and if he like he may put *jara*
10, He is a Believer: He goes to church 6 days in week, thou he listen to the pastor while preaching but he always forget the Topic…… u kno girls like dis now, listen to Ironlady {my boyfriend is an Usher in our church and he is a born again christian,}………
Xcuse me: I were not there ooooooo
2, he lives abroad: once u juss get out of the country, even thou u are doing slave job who care{so far u still in the land white people}, then find out how naija babes will talk about u, {u mean Dguy? my boyfriend? my guy is a foreigner, u kno i don't deal with local guys like ......{lol... i don't want to say MAZI is local} hahahahahaaa
3, He is too cool: i ve never seen Dguy fighting before, and Nigerian girls like gentle guyz dat don't fight, even if she cheat on him and he catch her, he will even be the one to come and apologies {honey i m so sorry dat i came in when i not suppose to.. my bad}
4, Feeding: U wonder how our ladies for naija dey get big stomach when they are not pregnant, they like food, they can eat the hell out of food, and Dguy hav the money, so order for anything he will pay........
5, The people he move with: E.g luvvy {the most handsome guy}, princemech{lover boy} samy{me and my wife only} kennee{rude but fine} mazi{babalawo} osi{fancy boy} and so on.... girls will like to move them all.....
6, the way he talk: his voice is deep and cool... ladies always find that interesting... for instance check when diplo and akpan are talking.....{I like his voice, expecially when he talk on phone, his voice is so killing, in fact it’s driving me crazy}
7. Dance: Thou I ve never seen him dancing before, but Vivian, Diplo, Cbee, Erika, Myra, Akpan told me dat he always dance like Michael Jackson…. Is dis true? I don’t kno but girl always fall for dancers, e.g usher, chris brown, ginuwine, psquare, Michael himself and so on…
8, Purple eyes: what made him stand out? Purple eyes, girls find this strange and funny, but they can still be proud of it dat wat he has no other person hav it on earth, wat? Charming purple eyes…hehehehehehe… I were not there oooooo
9, On bed: I can’t say how many round he can go, but u can juss turn him to a TV set, handle the remote control and press any channel that u want, if u press channel 10 {dat is 10 round non-stop}, even if u get tired and faint, he won’t stop until he get to the 10th round and if he like he may put *jara*
10, He is a Believer: He goes to church 6 days in week, thou he listen to the pastor while preaching but he always forget the Topic…… u kno girls like dis now, listen to Ironlady {my boyfriend is an Usher in our church and he is a born again christian,}………
Xcuse me: I were not there ooooooo
I have fallen and i can't get up
i kno u will fall dats why i put bed behind so that u fall on it.....
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since when did he start wearing contact lenses? 
i suppose that's one of ur illusions or perhaps it's a metaphor.
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