> sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
>
> 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?'
> replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
>
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually
> gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
> tree.
>
> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
> second branch.
>
> Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
> perched at the top of the tree.
>
> He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of
> the tree.
>
>
> Moral of the story:
>
> Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
> there..
>
>
>
>
>
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