> training wheels.
> 2. Slip it into a bun and give new meaning to "Hot
> Dog."
> 3. Wave it in front of John Bobbitt and scream
> "She's at it again!"
> 4. Use it to test water depth.
> 5. Use it to test water temperature.
> 6. Throw it on the ground and watch as passerby
> scream in horror and
> disgust (or gasp in awe).
> 7. Use it as a temporary replacement for a vibrator,
> until you get
> new batteries.
> 8. Use it as a floatation device.
> 9. Use it to demonstrate how to put on a condom in
> sex education
> classes.
> 10. Use it as the tee in a golf game.
> 11. Use it as a stirrer for coffee (or tea) when a
> spoon isn't
> available.
> 12. Use it as a Christmas ornament (best done if
> decorated with green
> and red glitter).
> 13. Use it to teach your dog to play fetch.
> 14. Keep it as a reminder of why you chose to be
> celibate.
> 15. Use it as a lucky charm.
> 16. Use it as a substitute for cigarettes to help
> ease your craving.
> 17. Use it as a vacuum hose attachment.
> 18. Use it as a pacifier for your "significant
> other."
> 19. Use it as a chew toy for your dog.
> 20. Use it as a scratching post for your cat.
>
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