If Ladies Were Banks (Page 2)

some guys will run bankrupt

Posted: at 12-09-2008 12:42 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

lol...that's the only thing i can do after read thru these posts....lol.....all of u are correct sha....bt i blive strongly that there will be more withdrawals after deposit.....no savings or current accounts will be allowed to be opend but FIXED and i will only withdraw & keep my 'lady" to myself...u know!

Posted: at 12-09-2008 04:45 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

What scary thoughts.That will be to sentence guys to a broke life. Though some babes will do great ;) :o

Posted: at 12-09-2008 07:22 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

lol

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Posted: at 13-09-2008 11:40 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

The ugly ones would be savannah bank, d promiscous ones would be Access Bank, D ones dat are not beautiful but like doing shakara are Community Bank. D short ones are WEMA Bank. Dose ones dat like money are Microfinance Bank.

Posted: at 13-09-2008 08:35 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

i will deposit cos u canot withdraw

Posted: at 14-09-2008 12:17 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Well...For me i use my Wife as my Savings Bank Account,because she is Honest,Trustworthy to me,so she do update me whenever i withdraw....Meanwhile i use Oceanic and Sky Bank for my Current and Family Bank Account...

Posted: at 14-09-2008 03:21 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

darkocean002 u said good advert and then girls cannot be bank stick to one. well for me, diamond bank is the best.

Posted: at 14-09-2008 08:05 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

If i was to be a bank.... i'd keep the money safely.... low bank charges and high interest rates BUT  u gotta deposit shitloads of cash which is not for sure u gon get it back. lol thats would depend on yur behavior.....

Posted: at 14-09-2008 12:30 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones would be called --Skye bank;The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinental bank;The silent but dangerous ones --Firstinland bank; Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;Those who seem caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;Those who go to any extent to make you sad--Zenith bank;Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke --

Posted: at 15-09-2008 10:59 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie