Aunt Gina

Date: 13-04-2010 2:59 pm (15 years ago) | Author: collins smith
- at 13-04-2010 02:59 PM (15 years ago)
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The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and
I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said,
'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him..
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.

Posted: at 13-04-2010 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sanya01 at 13-04-2010 03:01 PM (15 years ago)
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ahhhhhhhhhhh, sure boi!!!!!!!
Posted: at 13-04-2010 03:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 13-04-2010 03:04 PM (15 years ago)
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spoilt brat
Posted: at 13-04-2010 03:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 13-04-2010 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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hey mrdon long time how u dey
Posted: at 13-04-2010 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 13-04-2010 05:15 PM (15 years ago)
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bad child
Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 13-04-2010 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 13-04-2010 05:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 13-04-2010 05:42 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 13-04-2010 05:47 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa for john
Posted: at 13-04-2010 05:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 17-04-2010 01:41 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 17-04-2010 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sabiti at 17-04-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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dis boy cald johny...i'l kil him o.E wan kil mi wit laf
Posted: at 17-04-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 17-04-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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no kil am plz
Posted: at 17-04-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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