the stupidiest questions asked about Nigeria!! (Page 4)

lmao ya'll funny well someone ask me if we have a house in naija i just looked at her and said no.we live on da tree.every mornin we jump from one tree to another to change cloths.then this boy ask me if there is  airport and how we come to america.my friend chioma want to slap him but i said no i got this no need for da fight  the pikin de confuse and he want answer make we tell am.so i just tell him say no ooo we no get airport.as for how we take come here na swim nah we swim take come amarica.my naija friends just dey laught and tell me say i dey craze lol.and i tell them say we use block and siment they build our house thats whey if hurricane come he will run but if it comes to america he will carry ur house becuse na stick and brick na they use to build there own house

Posted: at 8-09-2008 06:47 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

someone actually almost convinced me that we're still fighting tribal wars in naija & said the only time we weren't fighting, we were committing crime ... My sole prayer then was that God should grant me the power to teleport. I'd have tested the efficiency of my fists. 

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Posted: at 9-09-2008 04:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nope, it's becos they are so bland...

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Posted: at 12-09-2008 02:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

when we first moved to Paris a few years ago, At the Cafeteria on the first day, One of the teachers was
explaining howthe queue works and all. Then she said "For tha Africans: do not put the tray on your head it
is to be held, not carried on your head.." I began to look away coz i was like '''She aint talkin 2 me oo'
then my teacher was like "Listen , listen to her.."... I mean Nigeria is civilised!!!

Posted: at 13-09-2008 05:58 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Its funny that you raised such a topic cos barely two weeks ago someone asked me if we have cities in Nigeria and he was amazed when I told him that Lagos State is just like the New York city of America. Anyone who has lived in Lagos and has also been to NY would agree with me. How I NY traffic.

PS: By the way, anyone here who's gonna be at the Nigerian Independence Celebration in NY??? 

Posted: at 13-09-2008 06:50 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

have been asked so many i cant even remeber all some are do we leave on trees do we wear cloths,how do we learn to speak english,oh you dont look african,didt know they have pretty girls in africa.why do you all come over here.

Posted: at 15-09-2008 10:16 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

someone actually asked me dat today....she said ''how come u speak correct english,i never knew dey teach English in africa''...i said ''we don't even speak ur own enlish,cos its all wrong. we use colonial masters' 4 communicating cos of many lang.

Posted: at 16-09-2008 02:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ride on........

Posted: at 20-09-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i was asked if africa was in niaja...and if animals live with us at home and if we have water in nigeria lol....white man na mumu for life.

Posted: at 18-10-2008 10:26 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

I was walking in the street of los angeles and wore a t shirt which read...  nigeria my country.... a guy ask if this is a city in america.

Posted: at 18-10-2008 10:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac