** Room Service - Tenjewberrymuds **

Date: 26-04-2010 8:11 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 26-04-2010 08:11 AM (15 years ago)
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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

To get the full effect it should be read aloud. [You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.]

Room Service (RmSv):  Morrin. Roon sirbees.
Guest:  Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service.

RmSv:  Rye...Roon sirbees...morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?
Guest:  Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RmSv:  Ow July den?
Guest:  What??

RmSv:  Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?
Guest:  Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RmSv:  Ow July dee baykem? Crease?
Guest:  Crisp will be fine.

RmSv:  Hokay. An Sahn toes?
Guest:  What?

RmSv:  An toes. July Sahn toes?
Guest:  I don't think so.

RmSv:  No? Judo wan sahn toes??
Guest:  I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.

RmSv:  Toes! toes!... Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?
Guest:  English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RmSv:  We bodder?
Guest:  No...just put the bodder on the side.

RmSv:  Wad?
Guest:  I mean butter... just put it on the side.

RmSv:  Copy?

Guest:  Excuse me?
RmSv:  Copy...tea...meel?

Guest:  Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all.
RmSv:  One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy...rye?

Guest:  Whatever you say.
RmSv:  Tenjewberrymuds.

Guest:  You're very welcome.

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Posted: at 26-04-2010 08:11 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- Abolore05 at 26-04-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Wink dat really is some room service, i will put in mind wen i go dos asian hotels to say tenjewberrymuds
Posted: at 26-04-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Koksity at 26-04-2010 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Just Passing Shocked Huh? Roll Eyes Shocked
Posted: at 26-04-2010 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- blesyn003 at 26-04-2010 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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where ar u passing to, @ poster very funny cant stop laffin joke of d day
Posted: at 26-04-2010 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-04-2010 06:17 PM (15 years ago)
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make i waka pass too
Posted: at 26-04-2010 06:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-04-2010 06:25 PM (15 years ago)
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i dey follow you for back bros...
Posted: at 26-04-2010 06:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 26-04-2010 06:26 PM (15 years ago)
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no wahala
Posted: at 26-04-2010 06:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 26-04-2010 08:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Abeg wait for me too! I nor wan join room service!!!
Posted: at 26-04-2010 08:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 27-04-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago)
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come along then money-man...
Posted: at 27-04-2010 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 27-04-2010 08:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Are you still there?
Posted: at 27-04-2010 08:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sabiti at 27-04-2010 09:35 PM (15 years ago)
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dry
Posted: at 27-04-2010 09:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sabiti at 27-04-2010 09:36 PM (15 years ago)
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dry
Posted: at 27-04-2010 09:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sabiti at 27-04-2010 09:37 PM (15 years ago)
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dry
Posted: at 27-04-2010 09:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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