newlywed farmer

Date: 26-04-2010 8:51 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 26-04-2010 08:51 AM (15 years ago)
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.

The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways...

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something.

Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply. Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say 'Yes, it was.' The men would then ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't, it's all booked up for a year.'"



Posted: at 26-04-2010 08:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- moneyinbrakemi at 26-04-2010 09:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Intelligent farmer! Intelligent manslaughter
Posted: at 26-04-2010 09:03 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sabiti at 27-04-2010 10:37 PM (15 years ago)
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na so e suppose b
Posted: at 27-04-2010 10:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 28-04-2010 02:21 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 28-04-2010 02:21 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stranz at 28-04-2010 09:41 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 28-04-2010 09:41 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 29-04-2010 06:32 PM (15 years ago)
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funi
Posted: at 29-04-2010 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-04-2010 06:48 PM (15 years ago)
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good one....
Posted: at 29-04-2010 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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