A Veterinary Surgeon

Date: 02-05-2010 1:35 am (13 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
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A veterinary surgeon had been busy all day tending to one emergency after the next. Luckily for him, when he finally got home from tending to all these sick animals, his wife was waiting with the martini pitcher and a cozy candle-lit dinner.

After dinner, the couple had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

At about 2:00 AM, the phone rang.

“Is this the vet?” asked an elderly lady’s voice.

“Yes, it is,” replied the vet. “Is this an emergency?”

“Well, sort of,” said the elderly lady. “There’s a whole bunch of cats up on the roof making a terrible noise mating and I can’t get to sleep. What can I do to get them to stop?”

The vet patiently replied, “Open the window and tell them they’re wanted on the phone.”

“Really?” said the elderly lady, “Will that stop them?”

“It ought to,” said the vet, “it stopped me!”

Posted: at 2-05-2010 01:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- just2sexy at 2-05-2010 07:44 AM (13 years ago)
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nah true nah.. Cheesy
Posted: at 2-05-2010 07:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 2-05-2010 07:59 AM (13 years ago)
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