Men can lie

Date: 06-05-2010 12:49 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
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- at 6-05-2010 12:49 PM (15 years ago)
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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
**head** with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on
it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon
re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again._ _
Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!*

Posted: at 6-05-2010 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Don-ziggy at 6-05-2010 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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that horse of his's is wonderful hahahahaa
Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 01:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Seen b4/posted b4...still nice
Posted: at 6-05-2010 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 6-05-2010 02:08 PM (15 years ago)
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were
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 02:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Funnyhub
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 6-05-2010 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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nice one,
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 02:46 PM (15 years ago)
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thanks Blessyn!
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 6-05-2010 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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OK.
Posted: at 6-05-2010 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmyslash at 6-05-2010 03:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Dat was nice
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on  6-05-2010 02:17 PM
Funnyhub
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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are u OK!
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 6-05-2010 03:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 6-05-2010 03:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ikidi at 7-05-2010 12:30 PM (15 years ago)
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What has he got to say now?
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmymth at 7-05-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 7-05-2010 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- qunodinga at 7-05-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago)
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  get some xpensive joke here..........we r not Jss class. bravo man
Posted: at 7-05-2010 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-05-2010 06:29 PM (15 years ago)
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OK...qunodinga has spoken
Posted: at 7-05-2010 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-05-2010 07:24 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 7-05-2010 07:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- slimmyboi at 8-05-2010 08:10 PM (15 years ago)
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funnnnnnnny Smiley
Posted: at 8-05-2010 08:10 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 8-05-2010 08:12 PM (15 years ago)
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na u pb4 the nonsense dem joke sha_bi
Posted: at 8-05-2010 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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