Yo Mama Jokes! please just for fun

Date: 07-05-2010 2:43 am (14 years ago) | Author: lynn
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- at 7-05-2010 02:43 AM (14 years ago)
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Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats Grin
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Posted: at 7-05-2010 02:43 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 07:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Yo mama so fat,wen she puts on a yellow coat,ppl shout "taxi taxi"
Posted: at 7-05-2010 07:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 7-05-2010 07:58 AM (14 years ago)
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u really wanna statr dis??
Posted: at 7-05-2010 07:58 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sanya01 at 7-05-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago)
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yo mama is so bald, u can see wats on her mind
Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 08:07 AM (14 years ago)
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bring it on...yo mama so dum,she got hit by a parked car.
Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 7-05-2010 08:09 AM (14 years ago)
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YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND.
Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:09 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 08:18 AM (14 years ago)
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yo mama so dum,she sits on d TV and watches d couch.
Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 7-05-2010 08:18 AM (14 years ago)
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Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago)
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ur mama so fat,wenever she finally turns around..,ITS HER BIRTHDAY!
Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 7-05-2010 08:23 AM (14 years ago)
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 yo mamas so lazy she's got a remote control, 4 hr remote control
Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:23 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 08:58 AM (14 years ago)
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yo mama so dum,she needs a recipe to boil even water.
Posted: at 7-05-2010 08:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-05-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago)
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una nor go kill me with laughter for NP! Haha...hahah!!!
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 7-05-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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bia, wetin this post find come here again?... abeg if una two (mrvoue and sanya01) no like una mama, make una kukuma kill dem... which kin rubbish joke una dey play so... Angry
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 7-05-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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kai kai,i dey follow.More comments pls.Kristi,i dey feel yah
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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yo mama so ugly,ur dad always av to wait till its halloween b4 takin her own.
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 7-05-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ur mama so bald, she took a bath and got brainwashed!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago)
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ur mama so ugly,they pay her to keep her cloths on at a strip joint.
Posted: at 7-05-2010 12:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-05-2010 01:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  7-05-2010 12:44 PM
kai kai,i dey follow.More comments pls.Kristi,i dey feel yah
emmy nwoke ike... kedu?... Grin
Posted: at 7-05-2010 01:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 7-05-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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i no knw wetin dat one mean o buh i no YO mama so fat,she made me miss 20 programs wen she passed in front of my TV.
Posted: at 7-05-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-05-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on  7-05-2010 01:38 PM
i no knw wetin dat one mean o buh i no YO mama so fat,she made me miss 20 programs wen she passed in front of my TV.
e be like say you no get mama abi?... i sure say if you get one, all dis rubbish no go dey come out from your dirty mouth.. Angry
Posted: at 7-05-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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