Unbelieving mother !!!!!

Date: 08-05-2010 3:53 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 8-05-2010 03:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
"Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used ...his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites."
"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it."


14_Inches

Posted: at 8-05-2010 03:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Abolore05 at 8-05-2010 01:47 PM (15 years ago)
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well Johnny is absolutely living in the 21st century.
Posted: at 8-05-2010 01:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 8-05-2010 01:59 PM (15 years ago)
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hehehehehehe
Posted: at 8-05-2010 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 8-05-2010 06:12 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmm...
Posted: at 8-05-2010 06:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-05-2010 08:41 PM (15 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 8-05-2010 08:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- sabiti at 9-05-2010 01:57 AM (15 years ago)
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i gues johny's mum doesn't beliv in miracles
Posted: at 9-05-2010 01:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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