Honey its me!!!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"

MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: How much?"

WOMAN: $60,000.

MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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Posted: at 8-05-2010 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

hahahaha...IMPOSTER that is what the man is!
Foolish wife for not recognizing her dear husbands voice

Posted: at 8-05-2010 06:01 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

hahahaha...Hi

Posted: at 8-05-2010 06:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Foolish wife dont know hubbys voice

Posted: at 8-05-2010 07:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

hahahahaha.....holla

Posted: at 8-05-2010 07:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

posted b4

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Posted: at 8-05-2010 07:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Ok

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Posted: at 9-05-2010 09:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

old but still funny

Posted: at 9-05-2010 12:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Foolish Woman...only cares about what money can get and not her husband.

Posted: at 9-05-2010 06:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero