Glass of Water

Date: 10-05-2010 11:39 am (14 years ago) | Author: collins smith
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- at 10-05-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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A father sends his kid to bed. Five minutes later, the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"

The dad says, "No. You had your chance."

A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"

The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."

"Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?"

Posted: at 10-05-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- stranz at 11-05-2010 02:53 PM (14 years ago)
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na
Posted: at 11-05-2010 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 11-05-2010 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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OK...
Posted: at 11-05-2010 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kani_mendez at 11-05-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago)
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ok ... one way or the other
Posted: at 11-05-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 11-05-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago)
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OK...The father is coming with a glass of SPANK and not water
Posted: at 11-05-2010 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 11-05-2010 11:01 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 11-05-2010 11:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 12-05-2010 01:08 AM (14 years ago)
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hhahaha
Posted: at 12-05-2010 01:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 12-05-2010 07:47 AM (14 years ago)
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lemme try laff.
Posted: at 12-05-2010 07:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-05-2010 08:46 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 12-05-2010 08:46 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 12-05-2010 12:46 PM (14 years ago)
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smillin
Posted: at 12-05-2010 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 12-05-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago)
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smile hard
Posted: at 12-05-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 30-12-2010 10:02 PM (13 years ago)
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not bad afternall, didn't know I was still gonna fin it a it funny again.
Posted: at 30-12-2010 10:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 31-12-2010 07:20 AM (13 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 31-12-2010 07:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 31-12-2010 08:06 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 31-12-2010 08:06 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ahmedishola at 31-12-2010 09:08 AM (13 years ago)
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D dad shld go with a 25ltr of water to satisfy d child instead of spank.
Posted: at 31-12-2010 09:08 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 1-01-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago)
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ahaha a glaz of spank! funi
Posted: at 1-01-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 2-01-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Ahmedishola on 31-12-2010 09:08 AM
D dad shld go with a 25ltr of water to satisfy d child instead of spank.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

one tank instead
or they channel a pipe to the boy's mouth
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-01-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 2-01-2011 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 2-01-2011 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 2-01-2011 07:30 PM (13 years ago)
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spanking glaz of water..... i no dey thereooooo.
Posted: at 2-01-2011 07:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terdue at 2-01-2011 07:54 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 2-01-2011 07:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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