Me too, i be cat

Date: 11-05-2010 7:55 pm (14 years ago) | Author: emeka
- at 11-05-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
It happened dat rapture took place and obj and atiku did not make heaven. So atiku told obj dat they can still enter heaven and obj asked how. Atiku suggested they enter through heavens backyard. Furthermore he told obj dat if they jump over the backyard fence, they can quickly mingle with everybody. So on reaching, atiku jumped over and st. Peter heard the noise and shouted 'who is there?' and atiku made this sound 'meow', so st peter concluded it was a cat. Atiku quickly ran into one of rooms. Meanwhile obj heard everything dat happened. So he jumped over and st peter hearing the sound again shouted 'who is there' and obj replied 'me too, i be cat' and st peters came down and threw him direct to hell fire V I P chambers 

Posted: at 11-05-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- moneyinbrakemi at 11-05-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Hahaha...you be cat too poster!
Posted: at 11-05-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- federico at 11-05-2010 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
very very dry,,,,
Posted: at 11-05-2010 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- asaph at 12-05-2010 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
i will water it and make it wet
Posted: at 12-05-2010 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- mrvoue at 12-05-2010 08:11 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
<cough><cough>  Undecided
Posted: at 12-05-2010 08:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- just2sexy at 12-05-2010 08:41 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
wetin be this?
Posted: at 12-05-2010 08:41 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- blesyn003 at 12-05-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
funny,
Posted: at 12-05-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- stranz at 12-05-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
kool
Posted: at 12-05-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- belindajustins at 13-05-2010 08:22 AM (14 years ago)
(f)
cool
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- deguzman at 13-05-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
sn b4
Posted: at 13-05-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- vantheo at 13-05-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Chei! Obj phyuk up
Posted: at 13-05-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- emmymth at 13-05-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
dry
Posted: at 13-05-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- dinho4lyf at 13-05-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 11-05-2010 08:11 PM
Hahaha...you be cat too poster!
Grin Grin BAD PIKIN
Posted: at 13-05-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 13-05-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Dinho me? Why na?
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Jorges at 14-05-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
heard b4
Posted: at 14-05-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- xter at 14-05-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Who dash baboon biro?
Posted: at 14-05-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- moneyinbrakemi at 14-05-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Me na?
Posted: at 14-05-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- owoh at 15-05-2010 12:23 AM (14 years ago)
(m)
laugh...
Posted: at 15-05-2010 12:23 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
ReplyFollow
Login To Post Reply

Latest Updates

No Win Is Small - Actress Wumi Toriola Writes As She Acquires New SUV

VIDEO: Nollywood Stars Hold Candlelight Service For Late Actor, Junior Pope

RENEWED HOPE: Lady Shares Post Showing How Much She Bought 6 Yams 10 Years Ago

VIDEO: Lilian Afegbai In Tears While Congratulating Kehinde Bankole Over Her AMVCA Win

Police Arraign Two Tiktokers For Defaming Lagos Monarch, Oba Elegushi

SAD; 35Yr Old Nigerian, Daniel Burnt To Death In Bangkok Car Crash

Edo Police Confirm Kidnap Of Dangote Cement Workers, Rescue 3 Injured Victims

5 Suspected Gangsters On Wanted List Arrested In Adamawa

Carter Efe’s Girlfriend, Nuella Disclose Her Feelings To People Calling Her Boyfriend Ugly

More Featured Topics

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. See Mercy Johnson & Other Actors' Reactions As Veteran Actress Liz Benson Stormed Movie Set

  2. Outrage From Netizens As Lady Feeds Her Little Baby With Beer

  3. VID; Watch The Moment Portable Jumped Gate To Evade Arrest Over Car Debt

  4. Late Singer Mohbad's Wife Wunmi Disowned By Sister For Being A Liar And Backbiter

  5. Why I Smokes Now Despite Singing Against It - Fireboy DML Opens Up

  6. Carter Efe’s Girlfriend, Nuella Disclose Her Feelings To People Calling Her Boyfriend Ugly

  7. Rivers State Gov. Fubara Tackles Predecessor, Wike Over Rivers Heavy Debt

  8. Portable Reports Himself To Police After Ordering His Gang To Beat Up DJ Chicken In Viral Video

  9. London-Based Nigerian Pastor, Michael Oluronbi & Wife Jailed 34 Years For Sexual Assault

  10. Two Brothers, Kingsley And Chinedu Arrested For Stealing Transformer Cables in Lagos

  11. 5 Soldiers Reportedly Killed, Others Injured As Bandits Attack Military Camp In Katsina

  12. BBN Star, Angel Smith Reveals Her Desire To Get Pregnant Next Month

  13. Manchester United v Newcastle: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

  14. Brighton v Chelsea: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

  15. 'Burna Boy, OdumoduBlvck, Others Need To Respect Legends Like Eedris Abdulkareem' - ID Cabasa

  16. Six Suspects Arrested For Raping 12Yr Old Girl In Kebbi

  17. NDLEA Arrests 80 Suspects, Seizes 3,000kg Of Drugs In FCT

  18. How Nigerian Troops Neutralise Four More Terrorists In Borno

  19. Alleged N19bn Fraud: Ex Minister Of Aviation Sirika’s Absence Stalls Arraignment

  20. SAD; 35Yr Old Nigerian, Daniel Burnt To Death In Bangkok Car Crash

THIS WEEK

  1. POLITICAL TURMOIL UNVEILED! 'Wike Was Instrumental To Peter Obi's Exit From PDP' - Paul Ibe

  2. Peter Obi Visits Atiku in Abuja as Speculation of Unified Front For 2027 Elections Intensifies

  3. Man Caught Shoving Nozzle From Petrol Pump Up His Bum While Stroking His Member At Fuel Station

  4. Wetin She Wear - Movie Producer, Stanley Nwoko Mocks Destiny Etiko Over Her AMVCA Outfit

  5. Lady Raises Alarm Over State of Actor, Nonso Diobi After Spotting Him in Her Area (Video)

  6. Reactions as Naira Marley and Sam Larry Were Spotted Vibing to Portable's Diss Track About Them

  7. Nigeria Rapper, Dremo Hits Back At Sarkodie’s Shade Of Nigeria’s Big 3 Artists With Diss Track

  8. Afrobeat Singer, Davido Blasts Popular Blog For Calling Him “Papa Ifeanyi”

  9. 'We Kidnap, Extort & Rap3 Male Victims' - Gang Of Homosegxwal Criminals Arrested In Lekki

  10. EFCC Boss, Olukoyede Faces Visa Ban Threat Over Yahaya Bello's Case

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 770
  • fineboy77 416
  • felicilin 388
  • Holopid 186
  • kp45 168
Read More

Featured Topics

. No Win Is Small - Actress Wumi Toriola Writes As She Acquires New SUV

.. VIDEO: Nollywood Stars Hold Candlelight Service For Late Actor, Junior Pope

. RENEWED HOPE: Lady Shares Post Showing How Much She Bought 6 Yams 10 Years Ago

. VIDEO: Lilian Afegbai In Tears While Congratulating Kehinde Bankole Over Her AMVCA Win

. Police Arraign Two Tiktokers For Defaming Lagos Monarch, Oba Elegushi

.. SAD; 35Yr Old Nigerian, Daniel Burnt To Death In Bangkok Car Crash

. Edo Police Confirm Kidnap Of Dangote Cement Workers, Rescue 3 Injured Victims

. 5 Suspected Gangsters On Wanted List Arrested In Adamawa

. Carter Efe’s Girlfriend, Nuella Disclose Her Feelings To People Calling Her Boyfriend Ugly

. BBN Star, Angel Smith Reveals Her Desire To Get Pregnant Next Month

. Late Singer Mohbad's Wife Wunmi Disowned By Sister For Being A Liar And Backbiter

. NDLEA Arrests 80 Suspects, Seizes 3,000kg Of Drugs In FCT

. Portable Reports Himself To Police After Ordering His Gang To Beat Up DJ Chicken In Viral Video

. London-Based Nigerian Pastor, Michael Oluronbi & Wife Jailed 34 Years For Sexual Assault

. VID; Watch The Moment Portable Jumped Gate To Evade Arrest Over Car Debt

. Alleged N19bn Fraud: Ex Minister Of Aviation Sirika’s Absence Stalls Arraignment

. Six Suspects Arrested For Raping 12Yr Old Girl In Kebbi

. How Nigerian Troops Neutralise Four More Terrorists In Borno

. 'Burna Boy, OdumoduBlvck, Others Need To Respect Legends Like Eedris Abdulkareem' - ID Cabasa

. Outrage From Netizens As Lady Feeds Her Little Baby With Beer

. Rivers State Gov. Fubara Tackles Predecessor, Wike Over Rivers Heavy Debt

. Manchester United v Newcastle: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

. Brighton v Chelsea: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

. See Mercy Johnson & Other Actors' Reactions As Veteran Actress Liz Benson Stormed Movie Set

. Why I Smoke Now Despite Singing Against It - Fireboy DML Opens Up

. Two Brothers, Kingsley And Chinedu Arrested For Stealing Transformer Cables in Lagos

. 47yr Old Teacher, Ojo Ezekiel Bags Life Imprisonment For Def!iling a 7yr Old Girl in Ogun

. We Will Fish Her Out - Nigeria Police Reacts to Viral Video of a Lady Feeding Her Baby Alcohol

. Multiple Explosions Rock Gas Plant of Shell Petroleum Facility At Gbarain in Bayelsa

. JNR POPE: Anambra Assembly Mandates Compulsory Use of Life Jackets on Waterways

More Featured Topics