Me too, i be cat

Date: 11-05-2010 7:55 pm (14 years ago) | Author: emeka
- at 11-05-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago)
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It happened dat rapture took place and obj and atiku did not make heaven. So atiku told obj dat they can still enter heaven and obj asked how. Atiku suggested they enter through heavens backyard. Furthermore he told obj dat if they jump over the backyard fence, they can quickly mingle with everybody. So on reaching, atiku jumped over and st. Peter heard the noise and shouted 'who is there?' and atiku made this sound 'meow', so st peter concluded it was a cat. Atiku quickly ran into one of rooms. Meanwhile obj heard everything dat happened. So he jumped over and st peter hearing the sound again shouted 'who is there' and obj replied 'me too, i be cat' and st peters came down and threw him direct to hell fire V I P chambers 

Posted: at 11-05-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- moneyinbrakemi at 11-05-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahaha...you be cat too poster!
Posted: at 11-05-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 11-05-2010 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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very very dry,,,,
Posted: at 11-05-2010 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 12-05-2010 12:59 AM (14 years ago)
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i will water it and make it wet
Posted: at 12-05-2010 12:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 12-05-2010 08:11 AM (14 years ago)
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<cough><cough>  Undecided
Posted: at 12-05-2010 08:11 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-05-2010 08:41 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin be this?
Posted: at 12-05-2010 08:41 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 12-05-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago)
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funny,
Posted: at 12-05-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 12-05-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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kool
Posted: at 12-05-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belindajustins at 13-05-2010 08:22 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 13-05-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
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sn b4
Posted: at 13-05-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 13-05-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Chei! Obj phyuk up
Posted: at 13-05-2010 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 13-05-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago)
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dry
Posted: at 13-05-2010 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 13-05-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 11-05-2010 08:11 PM
Hahaha...you be cat too poster!
Grin Grin BAD PIKIN
Posted: at 13-05-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 13-05-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Dinho me? Why na?
Posted: at 13-05-2010 08:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Jorges at 14-05-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago)
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heard b4
Posted: at 14-05-2010 03:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 14-05-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Who dash baboon biro?
Posted: at 14-05-2010 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-05-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Me na?
Posted: at 14-05-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- owoh at 15-05-2010 12:23 AM (14 years ago)
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laugh...
Posted: at 15-05-2010 12:23 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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