Eve's side of the story (for Ladies and mean who can handle it...)

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

 

"So how is everything going?" inquired God.

 

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,everything is wonderful, but i have just one problem. It is these Bosom s that you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two and i am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. Then Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc....... she felt that having only two Bosom s might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced" as she put it.

 

"That is a fair point," replied God,"But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six Bosom s, so I figured that u only needed half of those, but i see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle Bosom  and tossed it into the bushes.

 

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden." Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?

 

" Just fantastic," she replied," But for one oversight on your part. You see all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except for me. I feel so alone."

 

God thought for a moment and said," you know, Eve, you are right. How could i have overlooked  this? You need a mate and i will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let"s see........... where did I put that useless Tit?

 

Now doesn"t That make more sense than the rib version?

 

Posted: at 19-09-2008 12:46 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

oh this is crazy

Posted: at 19-09-2008 01:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Yeah right

Oya go open church now? Ur followers will become Khangstians

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Posted: at 19-09-2008 04:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no thanx cboy! am not at all a preacher... just sharin a good laugh! lol
am pretty sure ur not 'it'....

Posted: at 19-09-2008 07:19 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

na only girls go lyk dis one

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Posted: at 21-09-2008 02:52 PM (16 years ago) | Hero

So the useless tit turned in to a man LMAO


It doesn't make any sense more than the rib version, it just shows you gyals can never be satisfied, and its been confirmed that Eve started it as well:)

Posted: at 21-09-2008 06:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmn

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Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

lol

Posted: at 17-11-2009 09:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I no knw oh

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Posted: at 17-11-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

this is woman inhumanity to man.... turning it the other way round would have made it funny...

Posted: at 18-11-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero