how do you difine marriage

Date: 21-09-2008 7:49 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Ricky4love
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- at 21-09-2008 07:49 PM (16 years ago)
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how do you define marriage?is"t a contract.is"t a bondage,is"t aall aboue love or is"t a life style affair . a best seller of every couple either single or married.

Posted: at 21-09-2008 07:49 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheeroz at 21-09-2008 08:57 PM (16 years ago)
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes....hehehehe
Posted: at 21-09-2008 08:57 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zie85er at 21-09-2008 11:20 PM (16 years ago)
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marrige is an institution which no man, woman, witch or wizard as d case may be should put assunder
Posted: at 21-09-2008 11:20 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- mazi at 22-09-2008 02:13 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheeroz on 21-09-2008 08:57 PM
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes....hehehehe
as usual...confusion break bone. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-09-2008 02:13 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- mazi at 22-09-2008 02:16 AM (16 years ago)
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marriage...marriage...ok o...it's a mortgage. Cool
Posted: at 22-09-2008 02:16 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 22-09-2008 03:31 AM (16 years ago)
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is a contract. is saying am sick and tired of being a lone. is saying i can share my self. u should know
Posted: at 22-09-2008 03:31 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- philomena87 at 22-09-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheeroz on 21-09-2008 08:57 PM
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes....hehehehe

wow gurll
i no know wen i start dey jote tis down my block-note Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-09-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- C-boy at 22-09-2008 11:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Posted: at 22-09-2008 11:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- C-boy at 22-09-2008 11:31 AM (16 years ago)
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Wedding rings:  the world's smallest handcuffs Grin
Posted: at 22-09-2008 11:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- C-boy at 22-09-2008 11:35 AM (16 years ago)
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Marriage is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge Grin
Posted: at 22-09-2008 11:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- C-boy at 22-09-2008 11:37 AM (16 years ago)
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Marriage:  A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other till death do them part Wink
Posted: at 22-09-2008 11:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- C-boy at 22-09-2008 11:38 AM (16 years ago)
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Cool
Posted: at 22-09-2008 11:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- C-boy at 22-09-2008 11:45 AM (16 years ago)
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Marriage:  A word which should be pronounced "mirage."
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence.  Without parole
Posted: at 22-09-2008 11:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- JUMPER at 22-09-2008 12:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Marriage is a legal union btw a man and a woman with d intention of living together as one forever.
Posted: at 22-09-2008 12:01 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- SAmyrocko at 22-09-2008 04:27 PM (16 years ago)
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Is a wedding Ceremony btwn a man and woman.
Posted: at 22-09-2008 04:27 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mazi at 23-09-2008 08:11 AM (16 years ago)
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putting the final nail to ur lovely freedom...and into the darkness of unknown with a non-relative till death do u good.
Posted: at 23-09-2008 08:11 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 23-09-2008 09:30 AM (16 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted: at 23-09-2008 09:30 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- olahsupo at 23-09-2008 10:11 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 23-09-2008 08:11 AM
putting the final nail to ur lovely freedom...and into the darkness of unknown with a non-relative till death do u good.

Mazi you own self triple much.

@poster am quite sure we guys have an access to a dico. can't you check it out? If you don't have 1, am quite sure you could search for it online.
Posted: at 23-09-2008 10:11 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 23-09-2008 10:14 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: olahsupo on 23-09-2008 10:11 AM
Quote from: mazi on 23-09-2008 08:11 AM
putting the final nail to ur lovely freedom...and into the darkness of unknown with a non-relative till death do u good.

Mazi you own self triple much.

@poster am quite sure we guys have an access to a dico. can't you check it out? If you don't have 1, am quite sure you could search for it online.
my dear child....why do u think there's high rate of separation and divorce?
Posted: at 23-09-2008 10:14 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 23-09-2008 10:36 AM (16 years ago)
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Question.
Posted: at 23-09-2008 10:36 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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