Corporate woman and fashion

Date: 29-05-2010 1:55 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
- at 29-05-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Have you ever been to a corporate office where you have majority of female workers? Do you notice how each of them try to outdo each other in areas of face painting?(not makeup because there is a difference between face painting and makeup). How about in the area of fashion? Oo-uh!
Tell me about it!! Bimbo comes in today with a new bag, shoe and skirt suits; the next day Ekatte follows (even if her own are tokunbo)Does it really matter if they are designers or not as long as they are new to her co-workers! How about Mrs Obi? Though married, she would still love to show the single babes one trick or the other, to let them know she started it before them and has not retired though married.

Bo-y, how difficult it is for a woman to tell another, how beautiful she looks; rather it will be all frowns and disgust written all over the over caked face and plans of how to give her a fashion re-run the next day. What baffles me is that, most of these women with stomach like Mr Michelin man will still stuff themselves in very tight suits and pants just to look fashionable.

How about the ones who can hardly walk with the stilettos? They only wear them to show off and once they are sure co-workers have noticed them, they will quickly remove them and slip on something flat and comfy. Haba! Why all these stress and discomfort? Just to show off?
There is absolutely nothing wrong in a woman looking sweet and trendy in her working place but should you always want to show ‘those small girls’ that you are their fashion idol or is it guru? I was chatting with some women on this particular issue and one elderly woman in our midst said—‘jacqui, such ladies always want to prove that they are fashion guru’. I asked , guru in what? In slipping in and out of cotton ,silk, and satin materials? Why cant they be guru in being more productive to their company in the areas of achievements and revenue generation?

How about ladies whose daily office work is to sleep with all the top executives in the company they work? After draining Kola’s pockets, they will shift gear to Abraham, then to Emeka till it gets to a stage all the top executives will be tired of tasting and start writing secret reports to fire them. I once watched a local movie where two pretty young ladies (corpers) were posted to a company to serve. The director of the company took off his raunchy runs on them. One did not mind and gave in but the other refused totally. At the end of their service, they received gifts from the company; the one who slept with the director got a well wrapped gift of condom packs and the other a cash gift and a full employment.

That was a drama but such things still happens real! I could hear someone reading this say—E-em but Jacqui, if such babes do not check out those ‘raunchy-sleep-in-anything-in-skirt executives’ how will they get cash to outwear each other and look trendy? How will they afford to change into new wears daily? Their salary! Salary? In Nigeria? how much? How regular? Salary ko, pay cheque ni!!

C’mon ladies, invest your time and energy in more meaningful and productive things. Instead of thinking about the next outfit combination to wear to work to make fellow workers go green with envy, think about how you can seal that contract deal
your company has been chasing and spending money on. How about initiating new ideas, how your company can make more sales or get more clients? These are some vital issues a lady who claim to be corporate should be concerned about and not being a fashion ‘goat’, chasing the latest and hottest fashion in town.

IT WORKED FOR ME; TRY IT
Get a good soak in your
clean-germ free bathtub any
evening you come home
stressed-out. F-an-t-astic!!

Bosom  CANCER ALERT: Broccoli contains isothiocyanates that breaks down Bosom  cancer cells. Eat! Eat! Eat!
Hei, It’s Ok …to ban your ‘corporate’ hubby from your bedroom if he refuses to take his night bath. H-eehaa!!
FITNESS WATCH: Still do not know how to run that stubborn stomach of yours? Try eating lots of coconut. Drink the water too!
BEAUTY SPLASH: Afraid of curling your eye lashes, go for a good Mascara for a va-va-vo-om look!.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Being resourceful and productive pays more than physical beauty.


Posted: at 29-05-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- esonu at 29-05-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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free me

Posted: at 29-05-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 29-05-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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No long thing

Posted: at 29-05-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- esonu at 29-05-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 29-05-2010 02:31 PM
No long thing
hmmm guess not what i have in mind

Posted: at 29-05-2010 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ngfineface at 3-09-2015 02:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Hhahahhhaash. You no well.
Posted: at 3-09-2015 02:45 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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