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Two Mumu friends (Chuks and Taye) were going  to church one sunday. one their way, they crossed a 'SHIT (faeces/ Igbe/Nshi)' on the ground. Please read there conversation:

Chuks: O boy! you sure sey no be shit be that?
Taye: No be shit, How Person go take shit for middle of road?

                      after much argument, they went closer to confirm.

Chuks: I no tell you? this na shit
Taye: how you take know? shit suppose to smell, Na Egusi soup wa person drop.

Chuks: OK! make we know now.
Taye: Oya!

                      they both dipped one of their fingers and tasted it.

Taye: Guy! Na shit O! (after tasting)
Chuks: I No tell you? (after tasting)

                     they both rejoiced and shouted

Chucks: Thank God say we no match am
Taye: Thank God O! We for carry shit enter inside church.

Legworkers you can send in your jokes as well.

NB: If your joke no get NAFDAC NO., no send am O!

Posted: at 22-09-2008 02:23 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

ahah, khadijah dat was harsh o. you for pity her small na. lol

Posted: at 22-09-2008 08:59 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 23-09-2008 02:25 PM (16 years ago) | Hero

next time,post a joke dt makes u laugh n not ds kind 

Posted: at 23-09-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

why una dey form? una no dey shit

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Posted: at 24-09-2008 02:03 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

anyway, na tru u talk sha..but u guys should cut  her some slack...na newbie

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Posted: at 24-09-2008 03:39 AM (16 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 26-09-2008 10:40 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 7-11-2008 04:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

shit business is not a small business o,they would ve put some into their pocket.

Posted: at 7-11-2008 05:30 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Not nice, I tried hard 2 laugh but couldn't.

But sincerely,I know u're very good at jokes.in fact, u're the best on this site.

Posted: at 7-11-2008 10:35 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming