Family matter

Date: 22-09-2008 2:43 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 22-09-2008 02:43 PM (15 years ago)
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A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and the black guy was selling banana. So the black guy said "Mr. can u please help to look after my bananas I am going to get something and will be right back in the next few minutes". "Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy. When the black guy came back there were no more banana and he goes mad and asked the white man "where are my bananas?" The white guy looked at him and says "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey. The black guy just chilled. Then few minutes later the white guy said, 'can u look after your brother I am going to get something too. The black guy says, ok. When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "what happened to my monkey?" The black dude says "Hey Mr. don't get involved in a family matter!!!"

Posted: at 22-09-2008 02:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- khadijah at 22-09-2008 04:01 PM (15 years ago)
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now i enjoyed this...lol..black men dem smart.
Posted: at 22-09-2008 04:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olahsupo at 22-09-2008 10:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Family mata indeed.   Grin
Posted: at 22-09-2008 10:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Littleking at 26-09-2008 10:57 PM (15 years ago)
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HOMO SAPIEN
Posted: at 26-09-2008 10:57 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- zie85er at 30-09-2008 07:24 PM (15 years ago)
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why's d white man worried then?
Posted: at 30-09-2008 07:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 12-11-2008 08:54 AM (15 years ago)
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I wonder, white man does not care about blacks.
Posted: at 12-11-2008 08:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 12-11-2008 09:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Sharp guy!!!LOL
Posted: at 12-11-2008 09:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-11-2008 10:36 AM (15 years ago)
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na so na. na family mata
Posted: at 12-11-2008 10:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-11-2008 10:09 PM (15 years ago)
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racism in short...but the black guy could forgive his brother if it is a fomilik (milk Cool ) palave...yeah thats very gud....LMANAOLOLOTONTOLO Grin
Posted: at 12-11-2008 10:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- haryor at 15-11-2008 03:54 AM (15 years ago)
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tht's racism...anyway good joke
Posted: at 15-11-2008 03:54 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- yeye89 at 15-11-2008 05:00 AM (15 years ago)
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LMAO .......that's y i love black people
Posted: at 15-11-2008 05:00 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 15-11-2008 09:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: haryor on 15-11-2008 03:54 AM
tht's racism...anyway good joke
DEFINE RACISM
Posted: at 15-11-2008 09:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 15-11-2008 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
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@rezimero...why u ask am define recism..u wan purchase haryot commot for NP?
Posted: at 15-11-2008 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 17-11-2008 11:19 PM (15 years ago)
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that's a little bit extreme, it;s a racist joke
Posted: at 17-11-2008 11:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nollylove at 7-06-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 7-06-2009 01:28 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 7-06-2009 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: love_omotola on 22-09-2008 02:43 PM
A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and the black guy was selling banana. So the black guy said "Mr. can u please help to look after my bananas I am going to get something and will be right back in the next few minutes". "Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy. When the black guy came back there were no more banana and he goes mad and asked the white man "where are my bananas?" The white guy looked at him and says "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey. The black guy just chilled. Then few minutes later the white guy said, 'can u look after your brother I am going to get something too. The black guy says, ok. When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "what happened to my monkey?" The black dude says "Hey Mr. don't get involved in a family matter!!!"

heheheheheheheh
Posted: at 7-06-2009 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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