Once there were two people lost in a desert. One was a Catholic Priest and the other was a Catholic Sister. They roamed the desert for many days until the camel they were using for transportation died of hunger and thirst. Then they knew their own end was near. Wishing to make the best of the last moments they had remaining on earth, the Father said, 'Sister, I know the greatest sin I can commit against Mother Mary would be to go back to heaven without knowing what the female anatomy was like. So, please, let me have a glimpse of those features that made Mother Mary so special and blessed!' The Sister answered and said, 'No problem, Father. But, come to think of it, the very first day I took the oath of celibacy to become a Sister, I told God that I would not want to die without knowing what the male anatomy was like, so I will also like to have a glimpse of that 'thing' that made Adam so different from Eve!' Thus, on mutual agreement, they showed each other what 'those things' were and how 'those features' looked like. Then, the Father said, 'Sister, I read somewhere that if I stick my 'thing' inside your type of 'thing', it gives new life...' Sister retorted and said, 'Then what are you waiting for? Stick it into the camel's 'thing' so it will wake up and get us out of this God-forsaken place!'
Posted: at 23-09-2008 02:21 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
khadijah at 23-09-2008 03:18 AM (16 years ago) (f)
sister being as pious as ever...lol
Posted: at 23-09-2008 03:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Why not use your ministery 
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