Nigerian Artistes That Should Quit Singing (Page 2)

Now, this aint no different from a porn movie. Music is just the excuse. Ha ha ah ahah. I guess this will find audience in the out of way, low life 'shaio and ashawo' joints in Nigeria. The senselessness that is enveloping my country is over in

I can not even call it whack. It is in a league of its on. Do we dig a hole for the ladder? Cause the ladder shouldn't stand at ground zero to accept this weakness called entertainment.

Humanity at herself once again. The beauty of success and failure radiates from this song. It does. Life is one big blend of nonsense. Ha ha ahah. Wow! Does this song mean that for every one of my "Alicia Keys" there are ten thousand whack artists out there? Wow!

I clap and doff my hat for this artist. You dared to try. That is beautiful. You dared to try. I must give you a standing ovation. I am in ovation right now. You dared.  

You will find out if your ass is enough for success. You will find out. Ha ah aha haha hah.

Once again, I clap and doff my hat for this artist. And I wish you education. From the bottom of my heart.

Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

@Poster. Na JazzMan Olofin you  d compare with these artists? O-Boy you dey mad? I know say dem say Nigerians are aggressive. However this na naija music we d talk about and my guy I must yarn you my mind. How u d think sef? Putting Jazzmans name in your shit artist list? You sabi music so? Ehn? Answer me? Make God punish you. Oloshi like you. Ha ha haah ahah.

I feel much better. Ha ah aha ha hah. Am just a Nigerian on a Nigerian site.

@Poster, have never bought or downloaded any Jazzman's song. I have much respect for him though. See reasons below.

1. He Sings like he is rapping. May be that is cause he can not really sing. And that is cool in my book. It shows he is intelligent. No need carrying notes that you cant carry.

2. His voice is not vocoded like that of many other Nigerian artists out there. Ask your nearest Producer what it means to vocode a voice. Like Kanye Wests album that he sang all through, his voice was vocoded. A vocoder is a device - software or hardware - that makes you voice sound like you talking into a fan. Snoop dog used it on his voice in his "segxwal seduction".

3. Jazzman's beats are not bad. His "Shake Something" beat is not bad. It is cool. Very cool. And that song was a hit.

4. He has cool videos. His videos are fair. There is this song of his about Lagos. Channel-O and Mtv-Base kept showing it on and on. I loved the video. The video captured the town of Lagos. Plus, it had this grimy feel. I guess maybe the camera used for the shooting was poor so the graphics people had to like reset the RGB or something therabouts. That video was cool. The song was cool.

5. He tries to Hybrid the old generation Yoruba music with hip-hop, disco and rap. What I mean by the 'old generation Yoruba music' is fuji, juju, afrobeat etcetra. He tries to do that. Do you know how much confidence it takes for an artist to try the unusual? It takes deep self confidence. Two face did something like that in his "integration" song. Though I doubt the likes of you will be able to comprehend what he did in that song. That song was a blend of the Traditional Idoma Style of Singing, Traditional Tiv Style of Singing and Hip-hop. Most people can not know what happened in that song. Most will never know.

6. He has a cool name. Jazzman has a cool name for a Nigerian Artist.


All the above said, I am not Yoruba, I do not understand what he says in his songs most of the time. I just know that he is not a failure. Jazzman is not the kind of artist you should describe as whack. Have never bought his album. I however know sound when I hear it. I also have dabbled into music. So, I can recognize the internals.

@Poster, please, be careful when you talk about artists. Be careful, cause there may be things other people see that you cant see.

As for most of the artists in your list, I have never heard em songs. Ha ah aha hah. Genie is whack though. Ha aha hahah. She dared to try. And that is the problem with being a star; when you fail in something public, you will find it difficult to try again.

The girl in that video should go to school.

Posted: at 17-06-2010 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

@poster all the mention musician are not up to standard

Posted: at 17-06-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wow dz ibo girl is a good porn star..ouchh dz iz outrageous all in da name of civilization.. hmmmmmm nigerians r improving nd growing.. improving my foot.tu fia kwa..

Posted: at 17-06-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

let them sing wot they can sing 4 now, mayb latter they will improve on their talents

Posted: at 17-06-2010 03:29 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

NA WA OH WHIC KIND OF WOMAN BE THAT ONE? D WEY LADIES DEY FIND MOMEY NOWADAYS TIRED ME O.
SHE NO TALK OF LOVE NA SO SO MONEY FULL HA MOUT. WELL NA ONLY GOD NO WHERE NAIJA DEY NO FROM HERE.... ABI LOVE NO DEY AGAIN?

Posted: at 17-06-2010 03:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

OMG, WHO IS THIS SO CALLED Afrocandy, SHE SHOULD NOT EVEN BE CALLED A MUSICIAN  COS SHE IS NOT .
 KC presh  AND Big lo ARE STILL COOL FOR NOW , BUT OTHERS SHOULD REALLY LOOK FOR SOME THING GOOD AND DO .

Posted: at 17-06-2010 03:59 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Jazzman Olofin ft Ayuba - Raise the Roof.

Was that song whack? Come, Some Naija boy make una correct me abeg. Please somebody out there should tell me that Jazzman is whack enough to be on this shit list. Make I go watch match jor?

Posted: at 17-06-2010 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

i think dbanji nd jim iyke.

Posted: at 17-06-2010 04:30 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

@agabs

WTF dude...Everyone knows your cousin Jazzguy is a bad musician...He should join those Fujji musician and do backup for them,i suggest Alhaji Collinton for him 

Posted: at 17-06-2010 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie