5000 Years of Technology

Date: 30-09-2008 1:29 pm (13 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
- at 30-09-2008 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:
"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephones 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Nigerian press reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500m, Nigerian scientists have found absolutely nothing. The government have concluded that 5000 years ago,their ancestors were already using mobile phones due to cable theft problems.

Posted: at 30-09-2008 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zie85er at 30-09-2008 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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lol.... who dem dey decieve

Posted: at 30-09-2008 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Amuwajoye at 10-10-2008 10:57 PM (13 years ago)
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9ce bad a** joke. U da bomb.9ja 4 life.
Posted: at 10-10-2008 10:57 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- keveen at 11-10-2008 05:42 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe..... oohohohohho hehehahah hahahaha......so fanny

Posted: at 11-10-2008 05:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 17-11-2009 03:56 PM (12 years ago)
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9ja nd cheat no difference..

Posted: at 17-11-2009 03:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 04:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Sheenor stop dis

Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 03:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Hehehe... We too much... one love naija people!!!
Posted: at 19-11-2009 03:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-11-2009 08:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 19-11-2009 03:58 PM
Hehehe... We too much... one love naija people!!!
bros how far na? e don tay small oh. wetin dey?
Posted: at 20-11-2009 08:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 20-11-2009 09:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 30-09-2008 01:29 PM
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:
"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephones 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Nigerian press reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 500m, Nigerian scientists have found absolutely nothing. The government have concluded that 5000 years ago,their ancestors were already using mobile phones due to cable theft problems.
Grin trust Naija... we no d carry last
Posted: at 20-11-2009 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 20-11-2009 09:55 AM (12 years ago)
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But why are we not producing wireless 2day like our ancestors? Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 20-11-2009 09:55 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 20-11-2009 10:38 AM (12 years ago)
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yes na.

Posted: at 20-11-2009 10:38 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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