Religious boyfriend

Date: 14-07-2010 8:58 am (12 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 14-07-2010 08:58 AM (12 years ago)
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A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's home for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all you give us."

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"



Posted: at 14-07-2010 08:58 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Skipo4u at 14-07-2010 09:36 AM (12 years ago)
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sophie.........u don come again.....
Posted: at 14-07-2010 09:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 14-07-2010 11:20 AM (12 years ago)
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what i do

Posted: at 14-07-2010 11:20 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sydneyiyke at 14-07-2010 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
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nice 1.......
Posted: at 14-07-2010 11:27 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skipo4u at 14-07-2010 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 14-07-2010 11:20 AM
what i do
i no fit laugh oooo
Posted: at 14-07-2010 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 14-07-2010 12:08 PM (12 years ago)
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hasn't this been posted b4...........funny shaa
Posted: at 14-07-2010 12:08 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skipo4u at 14-07-2010 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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but i am seeing it for the first time
Posted: at 14-07-2010 12:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bayoeyen at 14-07-2010 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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really funny nice 1
Posted: at 14-07-2010 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-07-2010 01:25 PM (12 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 14-07-2010 01:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 14-07-2010 04:52 PM (12 years ago)
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heheheh job don cast be that

Posted: at 14-07-2010 04:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 14-07-2010 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 14-07-2010 05:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 14-07-2010 08:29 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 14-07-2010 08:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 15-07-2010 12:11 AM (12 years ago)
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yeah still funny
Posted: at 15-07-2010 12:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skipo4u at 15-07-2010 05:29 AM (12 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 15-07-2010 05:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jafarummaru at 15-07-2010 04:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Oh my God this is hilarious.
Posted: at 15-07-2010 04:24 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 15-07-2010 06:35 PM (12 years ago)
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nice but a old remix, perhaps not as gud as d one i read earlier
Posted: at 15-07-2010 06:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skipo4u at 16-07-2010 12:45 AM (12 years ago)
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yea
Posted: at 16-07-2010 12:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- knightangel at 16-07-2010 09:35 AM (12 years ago)
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the guy don enter trouble.... Huh?
Posted: at 16-07-2010 09:35 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sekola4love at 16-07-2010 10:08 AM (12 years ago)
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NO BE SMALL THING OOOO
Posted: at 16-07-2010 10:08 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- vantheo at 16-07-2010 10:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Lol......yawa don gas

Posted: at 16-07-2010 10:32 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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