I waz a veri hapi man. My wonderful gurlfwend nd I had bin datin 4 over a yr, nd so we decided to gt married. Dere was only one little thinbotherin me. It was her beautiful younger sis. My prospective sister-in-law waz twenty-two, wore veri tight miniskirts, nd generally was braless. She wuld regularly bend down wen she waz near me, nd i alwayz got mre than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. Becuz she nvr did it wen she waz near anyone else. One day her "little sister" called nd askd m to cme over to check d weddin invitations. She was alone wen i arrived, nd she whispered to me dt she had feelings nd desires for m dat she culdnt overcme. She told m dat she wanted me jst once b4 i gt married nd commited my life to her sis.
Well, i waz in total shock, nd couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm goin upstairs to my bedroom, nd if u want one last wild fling, jst cme up nd get me. "Stunned nd frozen in shock as i watched her go up the stairs.
I stood dere for a moment, den turned nd made a beeline straight to d front door. I opend d door, nd headed straight towrds my car. nd behold, my entire future family waz standin outside, all clapin? wiv tears in his eyes, my father-n-law huged me nd said, "We are veri hapi dat u hve passed our little test. We couldn't ask 4 a beta man 4 our daughter. welcome to d family. moral of dis sotry is ALWAYS KIP UR CONDONS IN UR CAR!!!lolz
Posted: at 21-07-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
moneyinbrakemi at 21-07-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 21-07-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 21-07-2010 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 23-07-2010 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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