TWO MISSIONARIES

Date: 02-10-2008 7:27 pm (15 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"
The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."

Posted: at 2-10-2008 07:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- gen2esther at 18-11-2008 12:08 AM (15 years ago)
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this ain't funny, am disappointed with u rezimero  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 18-11-2008 12:08 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 18-11-2008 02:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Rezi u have heard from the horse's mouth
Posted: at 18-11-2008 02:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 18-11-2008 06:24 AM (15 years ago)
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who be the horse? this joke no sweet reach? ehn? make una take time oh Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2008 06:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 18-11-2008 09:23 AM (15 years ago)
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na u with esther know wetin una see abi wetin una dey drag. Or is this the latest form of toasting?
Posted: at 18-11-2008 09:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 18-11-2008 10:08 AM (15 years ago)
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na she dey gist me oh Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2008 10:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 18-11-2008 10:10 AM (15 years ago)
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Hehehe... Rezi baba... I hail... Dat missionary no tink aw e wan take die...

@Esther... Dont be dissapointed... Rezi try...
Posted: at 18-11-2008 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 18-11-2008 10:59 AM (15 years ago)
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thank you bros Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2008 10:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 18-11-2008 11:21 AM (15 years ago)
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U sure say no be 4 una village wey this one happen rezi... bcos them be dey kill & chop missionaries well well for that side... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2008 11:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- karina at 18-11-2008 11:39 AM (15 years ago)
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sorry meaningless
Posted: at 18-11-2008 11:39 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 18-11-2008 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Karina... wetin go eva make sense...
Posted: at 18-11-2008 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 18-11-2008 08:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 18-11-2008 11:21 AM
U sure say no be 4 una village wey this one happen rezi... bcos them be dey kill & chop missionaries well well for that side... Grin Grin Grin Grin
u no know say na my village bible for fall from heaven
Posted: at 18-11-2008 08:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 18-11-2008 08:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: karina on 18-11-2008 11:39 AM
sorry meaningless
orezo why you dey discourage am. make she no speak the english wey she sabi?
Posted: at 18-11-2008 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amici at 18-11-2008 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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@rezi
u no y i like u
becos 4 una village them dey pee inside soup
com oooooh hw many girls u dey gist 4 this niaja pals self, no make me vex ooooooooooooooooh
u try 4 the joke
u no say na ending of film dey tough...........
so na the ending funny
Posted: at 18-11-2008 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 19-11-2008 02:17 AM (15 years ago)
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mehn, ur joke needs a cry :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 19-11-2008 02:17 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 19-11-2008 09:58 AM (15 years ago)
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Toks if u don cry finish shebi u go laugh...
Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 19-11-2008 02:17 AM
mehn, ur joke needs a cry :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
you are allowed. fire down
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 10:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: amici on 18-11-2008 09:05 PM
@rezi
u no y i like u
becos 4 una village them dey pee inside soup
com oooooh hw many girls u dey gist 4 this niaja pals self, no make me vex ooooooooooooooooh
u try 4 the joke
u no say na ending of film dey tough...........
so na the ending funny

y no gree na. abi you don gree?
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 19-11-2008 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: amici on 18-11-2008 09:05 PM
@rezi
u no y i like u
becos 4 una village them dey pee inside soup
com oooooh hw many girls u dey gist 4 this niaja pals self, no make me vex ooooooooooooooooh
u try 4 the joke
u no say na ending of film dey tough...........
so na the ending funny

you no gree na. abi you don gree?
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Tintblue at 19-11-2008 11:19 AM (15 years ago)
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SOLD
Posted: at 19-11-2008 11:19 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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