Inemx at 26-07-2010 11:43 AM (13 years ago) (m)
MY PASTOR FRIEND JUST WEDDED HIS LOVELY WIFE AFTER ONE AND HALF YEARS OF COURTSHIP. JUST THAT NIGHT AFTER THE ''I DO'', THE LADY HURRILY LEFT FOR THEIR HOTEL ROOM, REFRESHED, AND EAGERLY WAITED FOR HER HUBBY TO COME AND ''CONNECT THE HOSE AND LOOSE THE VALVE'' . THE MAN CAME IN, STARTED PRAYRING, PRAYED EVEN IN TONGUES FOR MORE THAN 2HOURS. THE WOMAN WHO HAD BECOME UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE WHOLE STUFF DECIDED WORKING ON THE MAN HOPING TO GET A GOOD RESPONSE, BUT THE MORE SHE WENT, THE BETTER THE PRAYER BECAME... NOW, BEFORE HER MAN, SHE STOOD NAKED LOOSING THE MAN'S BELT IN AN ATTEMPT TO END THE LONG PRAYER, ONLY TO RECIEVE A SHOCKING CONFESSION... ''baby, am sorry ... you see my mum knows about it, it is not my fault, God can strenghten it if we have faith.'' SAYS MY PASTOR FRIEND.
THE LADY'S WEDDING SHOES ARE STILL IN THE HOTEL, BUT SHE RAN AWAY WITH HER GOWN.
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Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Akpan01 at 26-07-2010 11:44 AM (13 years ago) (f)
simple madness
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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Are you serious?
Come on!
Live and let live!
Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:48 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply sophiebaby at 26-07-2010 11:49 AM (13 years ago) (f)
what does the mum know abt/ i want to knw so that i can make my comment
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:49 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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mehn what r you talking about
You know you're the best when people you don't know hate you
Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply SAmyrocko at 26-07-2010 11:55 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Robot doesn't have anything to say
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th
Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:55 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Inemx at 26-07-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago) (m)
what does the mum know abt/ i want to knw so that i can make my comment
THE MUM KNOWS ABOUT HIS PROBLEM, HE WAS BORN THAT WAY. THE GUY NO FIT TAPPO Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:56 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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what does the mum know abt/ i want to knw so that i can make my comment
THE MUM KNOWS ABOUT HIS PROBLEM, HE WAS BORN THAT WAY. THE GUY NO FIT TAPPO ohhhhhhhhh dat
You know you're the best when people you don't know hate you
Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply SAmyrocko at 26-07-2010 11:59 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Tell the guy to come make i lend my own . . Robot has two.
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th
Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
A LITTLE HELP HERE; A LITTLE HELP THERE, MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!
Posted: at 26-07-2010 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply sophiebaby at 26-07-2010 12:01 PM (13 years ago) (f)
what does the mum know abt/ i want to knw so that i can make my comment
THE MUM KNOWS ABOUT HIS PROBLEM, HE WAS BORN THAT WAY. THE GUY NO FIT TAPPO d guy no get prick abi en get but en no sabi phyuk. which one?
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Akpan01 at 26-07-2010 12:03 PM (13 years ago) (f)
eeeeeee.....he needs support:-P
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply SAmyrocko at 26-07-2010 12:04 PM (13 years ago) (m)
what does the mum know abt/ i want to knw so that i can make my comment
THE MUM KNOWS ABOUT HIS PROBLEM, HE WAS BORN THAT WAY. THE GUY NO FIT TAPPO d guy no get prick abi en get but en no sabi phyuk. which one?
See amebo!
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th
Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:04 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Inemx at 26-07-2010 12:04 PM (13 years ago) (m)
BUT I THINK THE LADY SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING BEFORE THEN. YEA, SOMETHING LIKE ... I MEAN... YOU KNOW NOW?
Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply sophiebaby at 26-07-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) (f)
this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply blessedme at 26-07-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) (f)
let the wife remain there n pay wit d hubby
God would do sumthing for them
Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply SAmyrocko at 26-07-2010 12:07 PM (13 years ago) (m)
this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th
Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Akpan01 at 26-07-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago) (f)
this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION"
Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Inemx at 26-07-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago) (m)
what does the mum know abt/ i want to knw so that i can make my comment
THE MUM KNOWS ABOUT HIS PROBLEM, HE WAS BORN THAT WAY. THE GUY NO FIT TAPPO d guy no get prick abi en get but en no sabi phyuk. which one?
E NO DE VIBRATE. THE THING DE ALWAYS DE LOOK DOWN, NEVER STRAIGHT Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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this is why we need to chop food b4 wedding day.. abi na lie i talk?
chopper
You know you're the best when people you don't know hate you
Posted: at 26-07-2010 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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