With pure water

Date: 29-07-2010 9:27 pm (13 years ago) | Author: lawei kenneth

sexylion at 29-07-2010 09:27 PM (13 years ago)

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A guy was walking on the street one day when he feinted on the ground. Everbody was suprised that they gathered round him. After noticing that he has not eating for 3 days,they were shouting bring bread and maltina. Then the guy streched his hand with his last strength saying wit pure water also

Posted: at 29-07-2010 09:27 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

slimnazy at 29-07-2010 09:31 PM (13 years ago)

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Nice effort but the joke needs water.

Posted: at 29-07-2010 09:31 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

sophiebaby at 30-07-2010 08:13 AM (13 years ago)

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lalolo funny

Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*

Posted: at 30-07-2010 08:13 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

esonu at 30-07-2010 08:16 AM (13 years ago)

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heheheheheheheehehehe na hungry man be dat oooooooooo

CHILDREN ARE BORN BUT MEN ARE MADE;THE GOLD THAT WILL BE REFINED MUST PASS THROUGH THE FURNACE.WORDS

Posted: at 30-07-2010 08:16 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

onyiis at 30-07-2010 09:55 AM (13 years ago)

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heheheeeeee

"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".

Posted: at 30-07-2010 09:55 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

federico at 30-07-2010 11:19 AM (13 years ago)

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you try....

Posted: at 30-07-2010 11:19 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

sophiebaby at 30-07-2010 11:22 AM (13 years ago)

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maybe i go try dat style one day.. if i no hole

Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*

Posted: at 30-07-2010 11:22 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

onyiis at 30-07-2010 12:43 PM (13 years ago)

(f)

hehhheeeeeeee for u dey go carry you go hospital

"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".

Posted: at 30-07-2010 12:43 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

sydneyiyke at 30-07-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago)

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u try.

Posted: at 30-07-2010 01:44 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

sophiebaby at 30-07-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago)

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hehehehehehehehe

Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*

Posted: at 30-07-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

federico at 30-07-2010 02:37 PM (13 years ago)

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sophie who dey tickle u??

Posted: at 30-07-2010 02:37 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

nicestobi at 1-08-2010 07:41 AM (13 years ago)

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and butter

Posted: at 1-08-2010 07:41 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

xter at 1-08-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago)

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Very funny

Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza Cheesy

Posted: at 1-08-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

cayico at 1-08-2010 03:52 PM (13 years ago)

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nice one

Posted: at 1-08-2010 03:52 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

miramax at 1-08-2010 04:02 PM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 1-08-2010 04:02 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

just2sexy at 1-08-2010 08:10 PM (13 years ago)

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u try

To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!

Posted: at 1-08-2010 08:10 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

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