The promotion

Date: 02-08-2010 12:17 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
- at 2-08-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago)
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After 3 years of selfless service, a man realized he has not been promoted, transfered. his salary has not been increased, no commendation & the company is not doing anything about it. the man walked up to the manager.
After his complaint, the manager told him he hadn't worked in the company for a day. he told him to sit so he could explain what he meant to him.

MANAGER: how many days are there in a year?
MAN:         365days & sometimes 366
MANAGER: how many hours make up a day?
MAN:         24hours
MANAGER: how long do you work in a day?
MAN:         8am to 4pm i.e 8 hours
MANAGER: so what fraction of the day do you work?
MAN:         8/24 i.e 1/3
MANAGER: good, what is 1/3 of 366 days?
MAN:         122days
MANAGER: do you come to work on weekends?
MAN:         no
MANAGER: how many days are in a year that are weekends?
MAN:         52 saturdays & 52 sundays=104 days
MANAGER: remove 104 from 122, how many days left?
MAN:         18 days
MANAGER: OK, i do give you two weeks leave. now remove 14 from 18. how many days do you have remaining?
MAN:         4 days
MANAGER: do you come to work on worker's day?
MAN:         no sir
MANAGER: how many days left?
MAN:         3 days
MANAGER: do you work on new year day?
MAN:         no sir
MANAGER: do you work on the independence day?
MAN:         no sir
MANAGER: how many days left?
MAN:         1 day left
MANAGER: do you work on christmas day?
MAN:         no sir
MANAGER: how many days left?
MAN:         none sir
MANAGER: so what are you damming for?
MAN:         i now understand sir, thanks for all the money you've been giving me. i'm sorry for trying to steal from the company.

Posted: at 2-08-2010 12:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- onyiis at 2-08-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 2-08-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 2-08-2010 12:23 PM (14 years ago)
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la low low.... u try.
hahahahahahahhhahaahahah
Posted: at 2-08-2010 12:23 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyiis at 2-08-2010 12:25 PM (14 years ago)
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the mab became convinced hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!
Posted: at 2-08-2010 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 2-08-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 2-08-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- esonu at 3-08-2010 12:20 PM (14 years ago)
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chie de man mumu no be small
Posted: at 3-08-2010 12:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 3-08-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 3-08-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 3-08-2010 09:19 PM (14 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 3-08-2010 09:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-08-2010 02:08 AM (14 years ago)
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over posted b4
Posted: at 4-08-2010 02:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 4-08-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 4-08-2010 01:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MandateofGod at 24-09-2010 01:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Wicked manager
Posted: at 24-09-2010 01:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mykelly at 24-09-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago)
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hhehhhhhehheeheheheheheheheh
Posted: at 24-09-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 25-09-2010 06:21 AM (14 years ago)
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sb4
Posted: at 25-09-2010 06:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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